Jackie's life

You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When...

You want to dress up like a Sailor Scout for Halloween.
You name your cats Luna and Artemis.
You make your own variants on their attacks, "Dish Cleaning Activation!... Palmolive Bubble Blast!".
You get invited to a wedding and think "Oh, cool, I get to dress like Tuxedo Mask.".
You start thinking it's strange that your grandfather is more than three feet tall.
You tear apart a perfectly good floppy disk, just so you can throw the little round disk inside, around the room, while yelling "Moon Tiara Magic!".
You're working with Lotus 1-2-3 and just before hitting the enter key you shout "Spreadsheet Calculating Activation!".
You buy a lathe purely for the purpose of making a quality moon wand.
You ask the people at Jergens' Jewellers for the Silver Moon Crystal.
During a thunderstorm you keep shouting "Jupiter Thunder Crash!".
You set up a .wav file to play Serena's transformation music whenever your computer reboots.
You run around screaming "Moon Healing Activation!" for no reason at all.
Everytime a new establishment opens near you, you get suspicious and wonder if its a trick of the Negaverse.
You take a look at your life... and decide you should be more like Serena.
You go down to your local arcade to attempt to contact Central Command.
You sing the theme song in the shower.
A while back you were found in a thunderstorm wearing an aluminum hat jumping up and down and shouting "Jupiter Thunder Clap Zap!".
You carry a hard-plastic rose in your jacket... just in case.
Your friends start talking about something boring like Melrose Place, you start to think: "What would Zoycite do in this situation...?".
No one is looking, you sit down in front of the fireplace and attempt to ask the spirits some questions.
You get a crecent moon tattooed on your forehead.
You are depressed that your cat has never started talking and offered you mystical powers.
In even a minor crisis, you hear that Tuxedo Mask guitar riff.
'Sailor Says' has changed the way that you live your life. You now :
1) Eat your vegetables every day.
2) Help your parents around the house... though you moved out 8 years ago.
3) Keep a positive self-opinion like Sailor V.
4) Plant a tree every time you see the environmental episodes.
5) Work as hard academically as physically so that you can be more like Sailor Mercury.
You can't seem to ever get the theme song out of your head (even in your dreams).
You almost got fired cause your boss came by while you were writing a 15 page post to alt.fan.sailor-moon.
You aspire to be Tuxedo Mask but end up being Tuxedo Melvin!
You see too many similarities between you and Serena.
You start talking like a valley girl for no particular reason.
You shout "Mercury Calculus Integration!" in math class.
You turn on the Cartoon Network to see Popeye the Sailor Scout. (hmmm... how would that go? *sing* "I'm Popeye the Saaaiiilor Scoooout.....").
You wish you were a 14 year old in Tokyo, going to Crossroads Junior High School.
You can't eat Spaghetti and Meatballs, without breaking out laughing!
While using your word processor, you shout "Spell Checking Activation!" or "File Saving Power!".
You nickname your computer Amy.
You take an old doorknob and pretend it's your very own Imperium Silver Crystal.
You are hungry, and you wish Lita could come over to your place and cook for you.
You petition your local school board to introduce sailor schoolgirl uniforms.
You only get 31 points on your test, but you feel good because you have 1 point more than Serena got.
Your parents say 'go get a job', and you think, "okay, I'll be a Sailor Scout, or maybe I'll work in an arcade..."
You are looking for a date, but are only interested in girls who have long blonde hair and always wear a red ribbon in it.
For no good reason, you run around giving speeches, followed by silly gestures and ending with, "In the name of the moon, I shall punish you!".
Your two big thrills during the day are watching Sailor Moon and reading the alt.fan.sailor-moon newsgroup.
You sit in class and wish that you could be at home playing with your Sailor Moon dolls.
You are stuck on school homework, and you wish you had Amy's phone number or Email address.
You feel embarrased, you picture yourself with a "teardrop" on the back of your head.
You watch copies of Sailor Moon over and over and over...
You make a tape of the Sailor Moon songs and listen to them on the way to school AND cry during 'My Only Love' and cheer at the end of 'Carry On', out loud on the bus!
Your notebooks have more Sailor Moon doodles than notes!
Your friend who is ALSO a Sailor Moon freak says, "I think YOU've been watching too much Sailor Moon!".
You're disecting cats in Anatomy class and you can't stop thinking of Luna and Artemis.
You pretend that your sick just so you can stay home from school and watch Sailor Moon.
You tie a small penlight to your index finger and shout "Venus Crescent Beam Smash".
You buy a copy of every show ever made of Sailor Moon, quit your job, and decide that your new makeshift 24-hour Sailor Moon channel is all that you need to live.
You start wondering if Sailor Moon might be for real, and you go to the library to research facts about the moon and try to prove to yourself that there might have once really been life on the moon.
You get into a fist fight, but before your first swing you take the time to say..."In the name of the Moon, I will punish you.".
You're eating M&Ms and you associate each color with a different character from the show.
Yellow = SailorMoon
Red = SailorMars
Blue = SailorMercury
Orange = SailorVenus
Green = SailorJupiter
Brown = Tuxedo Mask -And once you're down to your last six, you eat them in the order that they died in "Day of Destiny" (green-blue-orange-red-brown-yellow).
You kidnap your neighbors black cat, and paint a crescent moon symbol on its forehead.
You think that, with practice, you too will be able to jump 18 feet into the air.
You start taking the scouts into account while drawing up your plans for world domination.
While in chemistry class you decide to design safety goggles that look just like Darian's mask.
While watching a videotape, when it gets to a commercial, you yell "Fast Forward Activation!"
You have long arduos debates about whether or not there is a Sailor Scout for that possible tenth planet, Khyron.
While having dinner at an Italian restaurant, you think you see Serena, out of the corner of your eye. After checking, it turns out it was just a waiter carrying a plate of spaghetti and meatballs.
The electricity goes out, you light a match and shout "Mars Fire Ignite!"
You get one of those little bubble toys and blow bubbles at people while shouting "Mercury Bubbles Blast!"
Seeing a thermometer freaks you out because it has mercury in it, and you can't stop thinking that it's Amy's Blood!
You spend hours scrutinizing your forehead to see if you might have a Moon symbol on it.
Your dream wedding dress looks exactly like the Moon Princess's dress.
Even your parrot or parakeet knows the theme song by heart.
You own 2 VCR's. Just in case one fails during taping of the show.
You do Sailor Scout poses to warm up for your aerobics classes.
You have an official Sailor Moon pillow, and you're 26 years old!
You buy a new ZIP disk drive, just so you have a place to store all of the Sailor Moon pictures and sound clips you have downloaded.
You spend evenings at your local Mensa group, seeking a girl named Amy.
Everyone looks at you for yelling "Mars.. fire.. Ignite!" right before the artificial volcano errupts at the Mirage hotel in Las Vegas.
You strap an antenna to your head and stand outside during thunderstorms with your arms crossed over your head, hoping to be struck by lightning.
You can't pick up a rose without having the temptation to throw it at someone.
You get caught in Wal-Mart buying Sailor Moon dolls, and make up some lame excuse like, "It's for my little sister/daughter/niece...".
You sell everything you have, and move to Japan. In hopes of finding the Sailor Scouts.
Someone tells you, "You act, look, or sound, just like Sailor Moon". AND you take it as a Compliment!
Your girlfriend thinks you like Sailor Moon more than her.
Your girlfriend thinks you like Sailor Moon more than her. AND SHE'S RIGHT!
You steal head bands from your sister and throw them at people while yelling "Moon Tiara Magic!"
You are attacked by an intruder while sitting at your computer, so you grab your mousepad and throw it at him while yelling "Moon Mousepad Magic!".
You develop a sudden attraction to girls with blue hair.
You set your house on fire, in hopes that the spirits will talk to you.
You see your mom, who looks exhausted, and wonder if her energy has been drained.
You get the reference to all of these.
You've been watching too much Sailor Moon??? There's no such thing as watching too much Sailor Moon!!!
You hang upside-down from your feet, in an attempt to stretch your legs so you can look more like Sailor Jupiter.
You'd rather watch a repeat episode of 'Sailor Moon', than watch a new episode of 'Friends'.
You consider having plastic surgery done, so you can look more like Rae. (note: This only applies to Michael Jackson:)
You can sing along to the Japanese theme song, and you don't even know Japanese!
You are reading this web page!
You have come back to read this web page more than once!
You dress in blue, dye your hair blue, and wear blue contacts, just to be as cute & cool as Amy.
You submit a request to the people in charge of the local bell tower that it should play Alan's flute song as part of it's noon repitoire.
You use Sailor Moon posters as your wall paper in your room.
You call up every toy store in town, asking if they have a floating Luna ball.
Just before a test you stand up, point at the test paper and shout, "On behalf of the moon, I will take this test!"
You like Sailor Mercury so much, you've stopped taking showers and now only take bubble baths.
You voluntarily go around calling yourself "Muffin".
You decide where to go for vacation, based on whether or not they might sell Sailor Moon merchandise there.
You carry around a bunny backpack.
You can get up at 5:30 am to watch Sailor Moon, but can't get to a 1:00 pm class on time.
You grab a car key and start yelling at it to take you back to the time of the moon kingdom.
You cut your hair short and dye it blue, in hopes that it will make you smarter.
You start thinking of which one of your friends is most like one of the Sailor Scouts.
You start saying "Sail..." and your friends roll their eyes, thinking 'not again!'. Even though you *could've* been about to say something like: "Sailing sounds like something that I might like to do sometime."
As you are writing down the word "determination" you realize that Mina's name is hidden inside it.
Instead of liking Fridays (like everyone else) because the week is finally over, you hate them because it means no Sailor Moon for TWO WHOLE DAYS!
You change your DOS prompt to read "C:\>Type here, Meatball-head!"
You get personalized license plates that say something like "SLR MOON", "SLR MARS", "TUX MASK".
You try to suppress "bad" emotions so that you don't help out the negaverse.
You look up at the night sky and see the moon, and you can't help but think of Serena.
You see a blue Mercury (car) driving down the street and wonder if Amy could have designed it.
You try to picture what married life will be like with your fiance, But all you can imagine is what life would be like married to Serena.
You try to convince your Internet System Administrator, that your email address should be changed to "princess@moon.kingdom.com".
One morning when you don't want to go to school so early, you go outside and yell "Mercury Bubbles Blast!" In hopes that the insuing fog will cause a two hour delay.
You take classes to learn Japanese, just so you can watch the original Japanese episodes of Sailor Moon.
Your friends and family ask you to see a psychiatrist, to talk about your Sailor Moon 'fascination'.
You wish that you were an anime character, so that you could meet the Sailor Scouts face to face.
You go out and buy a black cat and name it Luna.
You celebrate the Scout's birthdays.
You suddenly become suspicious of any store offering huge discounts, believing it to be a Negaverse trap.
While in Astronomy class, you are asked "What are the two closest planets to the sun?". Without hesitation you answer "Amy and Mina".
You start to think about... anything. And it always seems to turn into something to do with Sailor Moon.
You try to diagram the scouts' speeches in English class.
You refuse to join an exercise club for fear that Jadeite might actually be behind it.
It's the only reason you get up in the morning!
You constantly pester your boyfriend to where a Tuxedo so you can fantasize he's actually Tuxedo Mask.
While watching a concert, you suspect all the flute players are aliens summoning cardians.
You nearly break down and cry, when your alarm doesn't go off, and you miss an episode of Sailor Moon.
You've actually done some of these!
You hang your Sailor Moon doll from your cars rearview mirror.
You hang a Sailor Mars doll from your cieling fan!
You only have muffins for breakfast.
Everytime you write a 4, it ends up looking like Lita's symbol.
While playing a card game, you suddenly throw down a card and say "Cardian King of Spades, come forth!"
Your e-mails 'signature' file quotes Sailor Moon episodes.
To get a boyfriend, you try pointing your finger at him and saying "Venus Love Chain Encircle!".
Your laughter begins to sound just like Serena's in 'Sailor Moon Says'.
In crowded places you start to sing the Sailor Moon theme song, in hopes of finding a fellow Moonie in the crowd.
You know what a "Moonie" is.
You ARE a Moonie!
You are constantly trying to recruit people into watching Sailor Moon.
You start to act like Serena -always late for school, never doing homework, crying all the time.
You collect all of the Sailor Moon trading cards.
You print out this whole "You Know You Watch To Much Sailor Moon When" page, to show it to your friends...
You plan on naming your first child "Serena".
You spend hours watching Sailor Moon, frame by frame in an attempt to learn all of Sailor Moons hand movements.
You talk and the words don't syncronize with your lips.
You plant a rose garden, in hopes of attracting Tuxedo Mask.
You actually *wake up* when your (oh-so captivating) chemistry teacher starts talking about Uranium, Neptunium, and Plutonium and how they were named after the respective planets.
You sign the online petition to keep Sailor Moon on the air.
You sit down and write a hand written letter, to help keep Sailor Moon on the air.
You've developed Serena's "sloth-like sleeping habits", and are proud of it.
You would rather have the Silver Imperium Crystal, than all the diamonds in the world.
You apply for a job as a writer in Japan because a couple of people liked your Sailor Moon fan-fiction story.
You lose sleep over whether or not Serena and Darian are going to get back together.
You see a Ferrari and wonder if it's Neflyte driving.
You're in the summer olympics as a discus thrower, and your secret weapon is... saying "Moon Tiara Magic!" as you make your throw.
You suggest Sailor Moon to be the theme for your next dance.
You wear red star earrings, just like Raes.
That guy you can't stand suddenly becomes irresistible all of a sudden just because he called you "Meatball head".
You can't remember what the acronyms "ASAP" and "RIP" stand for but when you see "YKYWTMSMW" for the very first time, you say without thinking "Oh... You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When!"
You start calling a girl you like "Meatball head", saying things like "Are you stupid or just plain lazy?" or "I'm not worried, I know your gonna fail" because you KNOW this is the way to win her heart.
You overhear someone talking and think they're saying "Sailor Moon" every third word.
You try to grow a Doom tree.
You spend hours looking at the moon, through your telescope, looking for the ruins of the Moon Kingdom.
Whenever your friends need help, all you do is stand there, shout out Tuxedo Mask's/Moonlight Knight's inspirational speeches and then leave.
When shopping for clothes, you ask yourself "Now what would Darien wear?".
You shell out seven bucks for a poster of the solar system because it has the symbols for all the planets on it.
You throw a party and only serve hot cocoa, squid-on-a-stick, donuts, meatballs, vanilla-prune shakes, curry, muffins, cherry pie and weight gain bars.
You read the above line and say to yourself "Oh you forgot..." and without thinking, proceed to fire off 20 more food items which I forgot to mention.
You are known in school as "The Sailor Moon Weirdo".
You make your own Sailor Moon web site.
You do extensive research on the aerodynamics of a tiara.
You actually begin to like Molly's, Laurie's and Catsy's voices.
You grab every pen you come across, hold it up in the air, and shout "Disguise Power! Turn me into a beautiful princess!".
You keep calling Nintendo, asking when they are going to release the "Sailor V" video game.
Your choir teacher says "Now give me lots of energy!" and you can't get over the thought that he might be from the negaverse.
You can fit Sailor Moon into ANY conversation.
You have dreams about Sailor Moon.
You can name any episode title from the number or vice-versa instantly.
You have every episode on tape.
You carry around a mini tape recorder and play Tuxedo Mask's theme music whenever you enter a room.
You check the yellow pages, looking for the local Shinto Temple.
Your Mother is constantly threatening to break your Sailor Moon CD because you play it too much.
You join the navy just so you can dress like a Sailor.
Before booting up your computer you say, "Moon Computer Power!".
You have to move to another city, and your main concern is, 'Will the local TV stations play Sailor Moon?!'.
While driving a car, every time you turn on the headlights, you shout "Venus Crescent Beam Smash!".
You single handedly try to bring all the Sailor Moon fans at your school together, to form a Save Our Sailors letter writing campaign.
You spend more money on Sailor Moon merchandise than you do on food.
Every time you hear Aerosmith's song "Dude looks like a lady" you can't help but think of Zoycite.
You are afraid that your math teacher is draining your energy, because you always get so tired in math class.
You can name off all of the Sailor Scouts, but you can't name the last 4 US presidents.
While reading Shakespeare's 'King Lear' in english class, you see the line "It is the stars. The stars above us govern our condition." And you wonder how Shakespeare knew Nephlyte.
You try to talk your girlfriend into letting her hair grow 5 feet long, and doing it up in 'Serena style'.
You are a Master of Sailor Moon Trivia.
You talk to your cats, and you think they talk back.
On a hot day, you go outside and shout "Mercury Ice Bubbles Freeze!"
You're watching a lunar eclipse, and you are worried that Serena might loose her powers.
You try training your cat to do somersaults in hopes of getting a magical item.
You get really excited that one of your YKYWTMSMWs made it onto this list.
You draw spirals on the lenses of your glasses, in hopes it will make you smarter.
While purchasing Sailor Moon items the sales-clerk asks "Oh, Is this for you're little sister?" and all you can do is stare blankly as if you didn't understand the question.
You try to figure out how to tell friends and family that the name you gave your white colored cat just isn't cutting it after several years and you are changing it to Artemis.
You get a big static shock from your t.v.-set. And you are convinced it's Sailor Jupiter trying to get out!
You take the time to write e-mail to serena10@hotmail.com to send possible suggestions for this page.
Your parents tell you that you can't watch Sailor Moon anymore because you are obsessed with it.
You really wish that you had one of the Sailor Scouts powers so you can scare off the bully at school.
You have been called to the school counseling office and they ask you if you are really stressed out, cause you have been known to scream Sailor Moon sayings at people when you are mad.
Your favorite candy bar is the Mars Bar
You really want a Tiara so you can look like Sailor Moon.
You would actually wear a Tiara in public.
Someone calls you a Sailor Moon Freak, and you take it as a compliment.
You use this YKYWTMSMW web page as a check list to see just how much of a Sailor Moon Freak you are.
You have a chart on your wall showing how many people you have converted into Sailor Moon fans.
You decide that if Sailor Moon goes off the air you will move to Japan.
You have Sailor Moon sheets on your bed.
You talk to video games at your local arcade trying to make them believe you're really Luna. ie: "This is Luna. password: Kitty stalks by moonlight."
You take it upon yourself to create a Sailor Moon board game.
You play with dolls of the Sailor Scouts.
You start renaming all of your friends after different Sailor Moon characters, whether they like it or not.
The only reason you go on-line, is to view Sailor Moon web sites.
You wear a Moon Princess dress to your prom.
You wear a cape, top-hat, and carry a rose to your prom.
You can play Alan's flute music on your own flute.
You dream of Darian, instead of your boyfriend.
You dream about one of the Scouts, instead of your girlfriend.
You attempt to 'transform', whenever someone picks on you.
You try to put out fires by yelling "Mercury Ice Bubbles Freeze!"
You throw birthday parties for each Sailor Scout.
You sit in Trig class and write Sailor Moon fanfiction stories instead of learning about the Law of Sines.
Whenever you turn on a light, you shout "Light...bulb...ILLUMINATION!!!"
You get angry because your YKYWTMSMW contribution didn't get posted on this page.
Someone calls you meatball head and you take it as a compliment.
You learn to carve so you can make your own Moon Wand.
You learn to cut glass so you can make an Imperiam Silver Crystal to put on your Moon Wand.
You use your Moon Wand to try to heal anyone in your class you think might have been turned evil by the Negaverse.
You plan on trying to become an astronaut. Just so you can travel to the moon and search for the ruins of the Moon Kingdom.
When in french class, you hear someone say the french word for March, which is Mars. And you lift your head up for a moment, but then go back to sleep, disappointed that Raye wasn't really the topic.
You start calling good looking guys "hunkmiesters".
You can't figure out why the roses you just bought, won't stick in the wall when you throw them.
There's no Sailor Moon video game in your local arcade, so instead you play 'Street Fighter Alpha 2' using the character 'Sakura' so you can pretend she's Sailor Moon.
Instead of getting Sailor Moon withdraw symptoms on just the weekends, you get them on weekdays too. They start about 1 hour after you finish watching the days episode.
You fail a test at school because you can't concentrate on anything except Sailor Moon, and you don't even care because it makes you more like Serena.
You call (818) 785-0791 and join that kinda-lame Sailor Moon Fan Club, just so you can tell everyone that you are a member of the club and they aren't.
You are dishing out Lots of Money, to get subtitled episodes of Sailor Moon.
You see a Trix cereal commercial and your first thought is "The lemoney lemons look like crescent moons."
It no longer bothers you that you are 20 years older than the Sailor Moon target audience.
You make up your own episodes and watch them in your dreams.
Once every week, you do a search for "Sailor Moon" on one of the net search engines just to keep up on the constantly growing number of Sailor Moon web sites.
You are extremely jealous of anyone who is lucky enough to be named, Darien, Serena, Rae, Amy, Mina, or Lita.
On a bad hair day, you grab a pen and shout "Disguise Power! Make my hair short and stylish!". Who needs a salon, when you have the pen?
If the power goes out, you sit and pray that it will come back on in time for your VCR to tape Sailor Moon.
You are banned from Toys R Us for coming in every day and asking when the Sailor Pluto, Neptune, and Uranus dolls are coming in.
You have to pay for extra disk space on your server to accommodate your Sailor Moon web site.
You've decided not to go to the college that gave you a scholarship, because they don't teach Japanese there.
You decide there has to be a way to get to a parrallel universe where Sailor Moon exists and you're going to be the one to find it!
You force the guy at Blockbuster Music to order the Sailor Moon soundtrack even though he first assured you it didn't exist.
You are leaving on vacation for a week. You ask a friend to pick up your mail, water the plants, etc... and OF COURSE tape Sailor Moon for you.
You won't play cards anymore, because you keep having visions of cardians jumping out of them and attacking you.
Your physics term paper is on the aerodynamic properties of roses.
Every time you go into an arcade, the first thing you do is look for the new Sailor V game.
While at a school dance when some guy tries to cut in on your girl, you respond by throwing the rose on your lapel at him.
Your ideal wife would be one of the Scouts.
Your ideal husband would be Tuxedo Mask.
You try to cure your hiccups by saying "Moon Healing Activation". note: Starfox actually tried this the other night. Though it didn't work too well for him. It came out as "Moon Healing Acti (hic) vation"
You're a total klutz and everyone makes fun of you for it. You don't mind because it makes you feel more like Serena.
You buy Sailor Moon video game cartridges from Japan, but can't play them right because you can't read Japanese. Yet you still love to play them.
You realize that your video game controller is shaped just like a crescent moon.
It seems like your computer is on 24 hours a day because you are continually downloading Sailor Moon files.
Any time the slightest thing goes wrong, you sit down and start to cry like Serena "Whaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaa!"
You mail order the Sailor Moon playing cards, and don't even care that the shipping and handling costs more than the cards themselves.
Every night before a big test, you go to an observatory and consult the stars for the answers.
You place a personal ad in the paper. 24 year old single male seeks young woman that has short blue hair and is good with computers.
You get a job as a janitor at DIC headquarters. Which is only the first step of your plan to infiltrate the DIC corporation and learn all the inside secrets you can in preparation for your hostile takeover, to acquire the rights to Sailor Moon.
You find yourself saying "As if!" constantly.
You join the Girl Scouts, just so you can call yourself a SCOUT!
You have a locket (just like Serenas moon locket) specially made for you.
On the back of your school notebooks you draw the sign of Jupiter and write "Jupiter Power" in a circle around it. When the kids at school see this they laugh at you. So you cross your arms over your head and shout, "Jupiter Thunder... CRASH!". Which only causes them to laugh at you even more. But, you really don't care, because YOU are also laughing at THEM because they don't know what they're missing by not being Moonies!
You force your History teacher (who's going to Japan) to sit through an hour long lecture on Sailor Moon (including charts, diagrams, and color pictures) so she'll be prepared for her trip.
Your biggest worry about your upcoming vacation is whether or not your VCR is going to actually record Sailor Moon like you programmed it to.
Shinto temples have hired guards to keep you out.
The Sailor Moon voice actors have restraining orders against you.
You start comparing your ex-girlfriend with Queen Beryl.
You're in the mall with some friends and you see some really tacky jewelry and you say "Only Queen Beryl would wear something like that." You then proceed to receive strange looks from all of your non-Moonie friends.
Whenever anyone criticizes the show, you stand up and yell "I will triumph over evil! And that means you!"
You get banned from an anime mailing list, because you will only talk about Sailor Moon.
You feel true love for the first time in your life. Problem is, it's for a Sailor Moon cartoon character!
You dump your girlfriend because she takes up too much of your Sailor Moon viewing time.
You buy the Sailor Moon CD.
You look at 4 stores before you find the Sailor Moon CD. And when you finally spot it, you can't help but to let out a shout of joy!
You dream about Serena dying and wake up with tears streaming down your face.
You cried when Sailor Mercury was leaving for Germany, and cried even more when she decided to stay.
Someone teases you about liking Sailor Moon and you no longer get mad. Instead you just pity them... For they know not, what they are missing.
You can look up in the sky and point out the home planet of your favorite Scout.
"Wicked Cool" is suddenly your choice statement.
You take baths with your Sailor Moon dolls.
You join all three of the Sailor Moon mailing lists... and read each and every of the 200 messages a day you get.
You dump a plate of spaghetti and meatballs on your friend's head, to prove to her that she really does look like Sailor Moon.
You actually managed to convince your boyfriend that the show is cool.
You become insanely jealous of Tuxedo Mask.
You cried when Nephlyte died.
You wonder if those two ravens you spot outside will lead you to a Shinto temple and a dark-haired girl wearing a kimono and sweeping the front steps.
Whenever you're feeling down, you just listen to the Sailor Moon CD and you feel better.
You stick a glow-in-the-dark crescent moon sticker on your cat's forehead, then stare at it for hours hoping your cat will attempt the Luna-mind-meld.
Every time you see someone who you think looks odd, you tell your friends "I'm getting wierd vibes from him!" just like the scouts.
You wake up, and can't remember anything about the previous day. You conclude that you must have fought a fierce battle with Queen Beryl and won.
You run out of hard drive disk space because of your overwhelming Sailor Moon files. To free up some space, you decide without hesitation to erase Microsoft Office 95, instead of touching any of your precious Sailor Moon files.
You wake up during the night, just so you can write down new ideas that came to you in your dreams, for this YKYWTMSMW list.
You hear your teacher say something about 'SOS', and you think 'Hey! My teacher signed the Support Our Sailors petition too!? Cool!'. But, then you realize she was just talking about morse code for help.
You take your black cat to the arcade(even though it clearly says NO PETS), make the cat tap on the game machine, then you play a taped message of Luna's "Kitty stalks by moonlight..." password phrase from your mini-tape recorder in an attempt to bypass security protocol and to contact Central Command.
You print up Sailor Moon fliers, and leave them in phonebooths, on parked cars, etc... in hopes to recruit more Sailor Moon fans.
You paint your laptop computer blue and put the mercury symbol on top. Then you go around telling people that Sailor Mercury let you borrow her computer.
You sit in class all day dreaming about Sailor Moon.
You are convinced that your teacher is Queen Beryl.
You have pictures of Sailor Moon for your wallpaper in windows.
You personally spend hours developing a Sailor Moon expansion set for the popular card game 'Magic: the Gathering'.
You have collected so many Sailor Moon items that your room begins to look like a Sailor Moon merchandise wharehouse.
You see (TM) beside a trademark and you think to yourself "Why is Tuxedo Mask's signature on that item?"
You wonder how much money it would take to buy DIC and get everything translated.
You use your computers CD-ROM drive more for listening to the Sailor Moon CD, than for playing computer games.
You start up a Sailor Moon fan club at school.
You spend 3 days of your 4 day trip to Japan, just buying Sailor Moon merchandise.
You're standing next to a hot tub at a spa, and when someone turns on the bubbles you freak out because you think its Sailor Mercury trying to communicate.
You wear your new Sailor Moon T-shirt as much as possible. You only wash it by hand, because you don't dare put it in the washing machine in fear that the picture will crack and fade.
You start wondering what you will do when you get all the episodes taped, then you scold yourself for thinking such a thing. You've been planning this for weeks, your gonna put all the episodes in order and have a party where you watch 32 and a half hours straight of Sailor Moon!
You start feeling really bad and wonder what's left for you in life just because you've seen all the episodes they've shown in North America and can't imagine waiting until September for new ones (IF they even play them!).
A friend ask you 'Who would be your ideal mate?', but you have trouble figuring out a way to tell him your ideal mate is a cartoon character.
You're introducing a serious presentation or lecture, and you suddenly hear the words coming out of your mouth, "Stay right there, and I'll show you!"
Whenever you're in a hurry, you tell your friends, "Let's book it!"
You get insanely jealous when someone says that they're more of a Moonie than you are.
Your girlfriend thinks that Sailor Moon is driving you apart, but you think it's improving your relationship. To prove so, you start singing 'My Only Love' to her, and she just melts.
Whenever you play 'freeze tag', no matter what, you always freeze doing a Sailor Scout pose.
You read this YKYWTMSMW list and you were able to check off more than 100 things you have personally done.
The only Sailor Moon t-shirt you can find is for someone 10 years younger than you, but even though it's way too small, you buy it anyways.
You use the schools color laser printer to print out Sailor Moon pictures, under the guise that it's for a school project.
You hear about a Mighty Morphin Power Rangers live show, and you start polishing your tiara for some "action".
You redecorate your room to look just like Serenas.
You are watching Star Trek reruns, and when Captain Picard says "engage" you are vaguely disapointed that he did not say "WARP DRIVE ACTIVATION!"
You no longer say 'goodbye'. Just "I'm outie!".
You think of 'Sailor Moon Says' as a 65 step program to a better life.
Your power goes out, right before Sailor Moon is suppose to come on. And you sit in front of the blank tv screen for half an hour in disbelief... frustration... anger... and overwhelming sadness.
You use Sailor Moon character names, as handles in irc chat rooms.
You know that CD's are tough. But, you wonder if you may be wearing out your Sailor Moon CD by playing it 10 times every day.
You blow 3 months allowence in 45 minutes in a China town comic shop, on Sailor Moon merchandise.
You listen to the Sailor Moon CD for so long that even your cat knows the songs by heart.
You talk to a tree, and when it doesn't reply, you think it needs more energy.
You get depressed because you aren't a Sailor Scout.
You carve your own transformation wands and lockets and try and transform into a Sailor Scout.
You chop down all the trees on your property, for fear they might grow into Doom Trees.
You choose your friends by whether or not they're Moonies.
You think your hair looks much better ever since you started using the Sailor Moon shampoo you found at the local Japanese grocery store.
You try and cram your size 6 womens feet into the size 2 girls Sailor Moon sneakers you bought, because that's the biggest size the sneakers come in.
Every time you hear the word 'Sailor', you yell out "Moon!"
You think you see Elvis chatting with Sailor moon in the local 7-11.
You get stuck in rush hour traffic and yell "Moon Scepter Elimination!"
You're seeing a psychiatrist about your Sailor Moon addiction, and end up getting him hooked too!
You buy blue sunglasses, hoping that they're actually Sailor Mercury's VR Visor.
You can do very convincing impressions of any Sailor Moon character.
You throw a costume party in the middle of summer. Halloween is too long to wait to get a chance to dress like Sailor Moon!
You actually consider trying some of the ideas on this YKYWTMSMW list.
You throw CD's at people while yelling "Moon Tiara Magic!"
While playing chess, you are disappointed when your opponent doesn't freeze a little each time they lose a piece.
Monotonous sounds like an engine humming or water dripping are starting to sound to you like the rhythm of the Sailor Moon theme song.
You cry every time you listen to "Only a Memory Away".
You keep looking for the Sailor Moon CD to show up on the top-10 chart.
You are the only girl in your High School with a Sailor Moon backpack and Sailor Moon coinpurse. And are proud of it.
Every time you see a cute guy, you say "He looks just like my old boyfriend!"
You have constant debates with your Moonie friends about whether Rae or Serena is actually better for Darian.
You moped around for weeks after Darian dumped Serena. And got even more depressed when Rubeus dumped Catsy.
Your principal considers the hard plastic rose you carry with you a concealed weapon.
You have watched your taped copies of the episodes, so many times, that you are in constant fear of the tape breaking.
EVEN your Moonie friends think YOU watch too much Sailor Moon!
You ask the ice cream vendor for a popsicle in the shape of a crescent moon.
You sew little cresent moon patches onto all of your clothes.
You send a script you've written, to Paramount Studios for a live action Sailor Moon movie.
You run around wrapped up in sheets pretending your the Moonlight Knight.
You even know the names of all the Negaverse monsters.
Your mom changes her name to Serena, just to get your attention.
Your little brother starts bugging you, so you say, "O.K., Sammy, You're crusin' for a brusin'."
You start talking to your Sailor Moon posters, and you figure that the reason they don't talk back is that they were made in Japan, and probably don't speak English.
You refuse to be seen in public without a red bow that keeps your five foot long blond hair in the perfect position.
You get withdrawal symptoms from Sailor Moon -not just during the weekends, -not just during the night, -not just an hour after the show, -but during the commercials!
You wake up one morning and are shocked to see you don't have eyes the size of hard-boiled eggs.
When someone says, "I hate our President." and you say, "Don't blame me, I voted for Sailor Moon."
You get frustrated because you can't fit into the clothes your Sailor Moon dolls wear.
At midnight on New Year's Eve, while everyone else was singing "Old Lang Syne", you were singing "It's a New Day".
Your favorite Rap artist is (wicked) Coolio.
While in Science class you happen to be studying genes and chromosomes and you ask your Science teacher; "How can two parents who have black and blond hair have a child with pink hair?" Your moonie friends eagerly await the answer, while the rest of the class thinks you're weird.
Every calendar in your house has the Sailor Scout's birthdays marked on it.
Whenever your parents throw a fit because you came home late, you say "Sorry for being late. But, I had Sailor business!"
You actually begin to worry, when Serena asks before the opening credits, "Can the Sailor Scouts survive???"
You use this list to convince your parents that you are not the only Sailor Moon fanatic out there.
After a week long trip to Japan, you're stopped at Japanese customs because they think you're trying to deprive Japan of all the Sailor Moon merchandise.
You think you are the eleventh Sailor Scout... Sailor Earth! The long lost sister of Darien.
You are unable to commune in enough real ways with the Sailor Scouts, so you do the next best thing and commune with Luna... by eating cat food.
You go to the movies to see "Mars Attacks", expecting it to be about Rae having gone berserk and started attacking people.
You call the AT&T Interpreter Line and ask them to translate your Sailor Moon episodes from Japanese into English.
You plan on getting into the Guinness Book of Records by collecting the most Sailor Moon merchandise.
You destroy all the sweaters in your house, then later realize that they were cardigans.
You're hoping to see a "Save Our Sailors" commercial, during the Super Bowl.
You have a Lysol can with a sticker that says "Evil be gone!" on it.
You think your Step-mom is Queen Beryl in disguise.
You wonder when the Negaverse will try to steal energy from the Energizer Bunny.
You think the Golden Arches of McDonalds seem to have a resemblance to Serena's hair.
After seeing the movie 'Mars Attacks', you go back to the ticket counter and ask for your money back. When asked why, you say "Because it was falsely advertised. Sailor Mars wasn't even in it!
While walking down a city street, you notice a woman with a ponytail, and can't help but wonder.....
Instead of making a Snow Man, you attempt to make a Snow Serena.
You refuse to get a new bed, since your Sailor Moon sheets wouldn't fit it.
When you heard the news that Sailor Moon is returning to U.S. television, you nearly fainted with joy.
It's 1997 and you're still eating Strawberry Pop Tarts!
Your walls are covered with so many Sailor Moon posters, that you have no room for your new 1997 Sailor Moon calendar.
You put out birdseed hoping to attract Rae's ravens, Phoebos and Demos.
You consider it GOOD luck if a black cat crosses your path.
While watching Evita, you think you see Tuxedo Mask instead of Che (Antonio Banderas).
After going through a $30 color ink cartridge in one day, your parents forbid you from printing Sailor Moon pictures on the printer.
You think that Sailor Moon could be the key to World Peace.
You find it impossible, yes IMPOSSIBLE to move when Sailor Moon says "Stay right there, and I'll show you!"
Since Rae is your favorite Scout, you feel obliged to have your favorite football team be the Baltimore Ravens.
You plan on throwing a combination graduation/Sailor Moon party in early June, to celebrate both your graduation from high school and the return of Sailor Moon to the U.S.
You get frustrated when you get a YKYWTMSMW idea and before you can even type it up, you see it's already on the list.
You think the song "Fire Woman" by The Cult was written about Sailor Mars.
You've been to so many Sailor Moon web sites that now when you see the start of each show, you could swear that you see the following fine print on the TV screen: "This episode best viewed with Netscape 3.0 or higher".
When you heard that Sailor Moon was returning to the U.S. this Summer, you were elated! When you heard that it might not return to your area, you were crushed!
You wonder why there were not any Sailor Moon dolls in the movie 'Toy Story'.
You have the complete line of Sailor Moon coloring books. You color in them every night. And you just happen to be 21 years old!
Instead of saying 'May the force be with you', you say 'May the Moon Prism Power be with you!'
You have a favorite Sailor Scout, but have a dream about a different one, then wake up feeling guilty.
The toy store just called to tell you that you need to pick up the Sailor Moon merchandise that you ordered, because it's blocking the entrance.
You start to see a resemblance between cotton candy and Rini's hair.
You freak out with joy every time Mara updates this YKYWTMSMW page! :)
Any time any of your Moonie friends offers to buy any of YOUR Sailor Moon stuff, the response is always the same. They end up getting bubbles blown in their face and post-it notes stuck to their foreheads while you, grabbing your quality homemade Moon Wand with "doorknob" Silver Imperium Crystal and pointing it at them, proceed to shout COSMIC MOON POWER at the top of your lungs hoping to blast them to moon dust, for even THINKING about asking you to sell your precious Sailor Moon stuff.
You get frustrated that this YKYWTMSMW page only refers to episodes from the English version of Sailor Moon and not all the original episodes from Japan.
You throw random quotes from Sailor Moon episodes into every conversation you have.
You start a petition in your area, of people who want to save Sailor Moon, and deliver it in person to your local TV station, while dressed as a character from the show!
As a result of your ongoing quest to find Luna, you are in the Guinness book of world records for owning the most black cats.
You try to convince your grandfather to give your new boyfriend karate lessons.
You think that Yakko and Wakko should say, "Helloooo Scout!"
You attended the premier of the re-release of "Star Wars" in Hollywood, and Carrie Fisher sure seemed puzzled as to why you kept calling her "Meatball-Head".
You think that cute boy in band who plays the flute is an alien, just because his name is Alan.
Every time you ride a bus, you expect to be attacked by some sort of Negaverse monster.
You could swear that you saw Luna and Artemis in the musical "Cats".
You try to talk your grandfather into starting a temple.
After you finally work up enough courage to ask a store clerk if they have any Sailor Moon merchandise, you get really steamed that she's never even heard of it.
You haven't gotten your hair cut in months, because you want to grow it like Mina's.
Your friends barely recognize you without your red bow.
You buy 3 boxes of Sailor Moon valentine cards and send them to everyone you know.
You expect every blonde girl you know to have a white cat named Artemis or a black cat named Luna.
Your excuse for not doing your homework is "But Serena doesn't do hers!"
Instead of playing cops and robbers, you play Scouts and Negatrash.
You buy your girlfriend a musical Moon locket for Valentines day.
You ask your parents to have another child, in the hope it will be a boy and he will be named Sammy, just so you can be more like Serena.
You burn your tarot cards, thinking they are actually Cardians.
You're afraid to make shadow puppets, for fear that you might accidentally create one of the Seven Shadows.
You would do anything for a fellow Moonie.
You start dating a guy just because his name is Greg.
You notice similarities between Serena and Sabrina (The Teenage Witch)...
1) They're both teenage girls.
2) Their names are very similar.
3) They're both blonde.
4) They both have talking black cats.
5) They both have special powers.
You never worry when you get in a fight with someone, because you KNOW Tuxedo Mask will appear in the nick of time to save you.
After he doesn't and you've been beaten up, you try to use "Moon Healing Activation!" on yourself.
You eat 5 packs of skittles, in an attempt to form a Rainbow Crystal inside of you.
You wonder if RAYBAN sunglasses are designed by Sailor Mars.
You tie roses to lawn darts and stand on your roof throwing them, while wearing a tuxedo and white sunglasses.
You think Sailor Moon should have it's own network.
You hang pictures of the scouts on the ceiling over your bed, that way they are the first thing you see when you wake up in the morning.
You're watching 'Xena: Warrior Princess', and when she throws her chakram, you wonder why she doesn't say... "MOON TIARA MAGIC!"
You are ashamed of the fact that your hair will never be as thick or beautiful as any of the Sailor Scouts'.
You walk backwards when leaving a group of your friends. Because you absolutely refuse to 'turn your back on a friend'.
Your favorite dessert is Moon Pies.
You tell everyone your boyfriend looks like Andrew, because he's a blonde with a pointy nose.
You buy an economy size bag of gold crescent moon confetti, and glue one to your forehead every morning before you leave the house.
You go to a talent show, and the first thing you do after you enter the auditorium is check to make sure you can fit under the seats. Just in case...
You and a Trekkie get into a fight about the future of Earth. Will it be Crystal Tokyo or The Federation...
You track down closet-Moonies in your school and try to get them to 'come out'.
Your mom makes you cut your hair when she finds out your dad's missing golf balls are supporting your 'meatball' hairdo. (Oh well, you could always imitate Sailor Mercury now...)
You shave the hair off of your cat's forehead to see if she has a hidden crescent moon.
You start making up anything, just to hopefully see it show up on this list.
Everyday you check the movie listings in the newspaper, in hopes of finding an ad for "Sailor Moon: The Movie" Opening in theaters this Friday!
You watch "Drew Carey" before going to bed. You then have a dream about Mimi dressed up as a Sailor Scout which causes you to wake up screaming at the top of your lungs.
You think that watching Sailor Moon is the only thing that keeps you sane.
You think that watching so much Sailor Moon might make you go insane. But you don't care...
Whenever you feel faint, you say "Ah think Ah'm gonna keel ovah!"
You have done EVERYTHING on this list, and any time new YKYWTMSMW's are added, you immediately set off to do them.
You live at college, far away from your boyfriend, and you wrote more letters to TV stations trying to get Sailor Moon back on the air, than you wrote to him the entire year.
Your tennis game has become progressively worse since you started watching Sailor Moon, because all of your strokes now follow the same sequence as "Moon Scepter Elimination".
You converted 541 people to Moonies while at camp, including your counselors.
You can't leave the house in the morning without seeing at least one Sailor Moon episode.
You're afraid to take a shower, for fear of ending up like Saffron.
When someone says "You have Sailor Moon Dolls?!", you say, "No! They're Sailor Moon ACTION FIGURES".
You are convinced that the Martians from the movie "Mars Attacks" came to Earth for only one reason...to reclaim their lost princess Rae.
You are spelling 'September' and somehow it comes out 'Serena'.
You were arrested in the famous Louvre museum for placing a Sailor uniform over the Venus de Milo.
You're not allowed near any disc like object while around your friends, for fear you'll throw it at them while yelling "Moon Tiara Magic!"
You can paper your walls, not with big Sailor Moon posters or calendars, but with Sailor Moon trading cards!
You want to be a famous Superstar, so you try to set up a meeting with Saffron.
You are assimilated by the Borg. Soon after, Earth is invaded by Sailor suited cyborgs in a crescent moon shaped ship.
You go to school late, in hopes of meeting Serena on the way.
People make fun of you for liking Sailor Moon and they say, "You play with Sailor Moon dolls!" and you yell, disgusted by the thought, "PLAY with them?! NO WAY! I didn't even take them out of the packages! I have them on display!"
You shut down windows just to hear "Sailor Moon Says see-ya!"
You cry every time you see chocolate parfait on a menu.
You wonder what Luna and Artemis would be like after eating lots of catnip.
Sailor Moon makes you feel so good, that you think it should be classified as a drug by the FDA.
Every time you meet someone new that you like, you break out into song... "Here in you I've found a friend. You'll be with me till the end."
You buy a new 30 inch stereo TV just for the return of Sailor Moon this June.
Someone emails you with a question and the first line of your response is "Stay right there and I'll show you!"
You wish that Sailor Moon would talk to the audience more, like she did in 'So You Want to be a Superstar'.
Whenever you see a bubble bath you think Amy exploded.
You start calling your little brother 'Sammy'.
You keep wondering when Sailor Hollywood is going to show up. (She's the Scout from "Planet Hollywood.")
You take a big bite out of a sugar cookie, then you shout "Look! A Crescent Moon!"
Every time you see the hand on a palm readers sign, you automatically think... "Moon Prism Power!"
You think the old guy you saw in the mall the other day, might be Malachite, just because he had white hair.
You think doctors should start prescribing Sailor Moon as a remedy for what ever ails you... 'Watch two Sailor Moon episodes and call me in the morning'.
Your teacher threatens to take away your Sailor Moon action figure, because you were brushing her hair during class.
You think that next Christmas' hottest toy will be Sailor Elmo!
Bandai decides to put a Cardzillion card machine in your room, to increase profits.
You are the only one in your grade with a Sailor Moon lunch box and you're proud of it.
You change your phone number to 757-6666 because the letters spell out SLR-MOON.
You wouldn't think yourself insane if a black cat told you you were a Sailor Scout.
You bought three boxes of Sailor Moon valentines. Not because you have that many Moonie friends, but because you want to keep two boxes of them for your Sailor Moon merchandise collection.
You haven't taken your Sailor Moon soundtrack CD out of the CD player since the silver millennium.
When people ask you what you have done since graduating from college, you reply, "I write resumes by moonlight and mail them out by daylight."
Your new boyfriend walks into your room and says "Oh great, I'm dating a Moonie!" and walks out the Door...
You stay outside in the evening to see the moon and planets come out and then proceed to talk to them.
You don't consider yourself a true Moonie until Mara puts one of your YKYWTMSMW contributions on this web page.
As your first step in an attempt to contact Central Control, you try to teach your cat to say "I love tuna fish and field mouse pudding."
For some reason, Bananarama's song "Venus" has become one of your favorite songs...
Your teacher threatens to take away your Sailor Moon trading cards, so you whip out your trusty Moon Scepter and scream "Moon Scepter Elimination" at the top of your lungs. And you think you see him turn into Moon Dust!, when in reality he is running out of the classroom screaming "I can't take it anymore! All of these Moonies are driving me crazy! I quit!"
You take so many Japanese language courses just to understand everything about Sailor Moon, that you forget how to speak English.
A new finishing school opens up in your area, so you practice up on your Frisbee throwing, in hopes of being accepted to it.
You start sending bribes to Mara, to get her to post your YKYWTMSMW suggestions.
When the word "SAILOR" is played on the Scrabble board, you put the word "MOON" through the "O" in "SAILOR", as your move.
You get really mad when everyone considers your best friend a Sailor Moon freak, when you're the one who got her to start watching it. So, you go around screaming "I'm the freak! I'm the freak!" and you don't care how stupid you sound!
You start 'punishing people in the name of the moon' for having potted plants in their apartment, because you're afraid they might be miniature Doom Trees.
17 is now your lucky number.
Your science teacher calls you up to ask why you wrote "EVIL" next to Beryllium on the periodic table.
You get sent to the guidance counselor after explaining to your science teacher why you wrote "EVIL" next to Beryllium on the periodic table.
Whenever you hear ZZ Tops song 'Sharp Dressed Man', you can't help but think of Tuxedo Mask.
When you heard the news that there will be 17 new English Sailor Moon episodes produced, you ran right out and bought 17 high quality blank video tapes, one to record each episode on.
You think Sailor Moon should be renamed 'Serena: Warrior Princess'.
You can write a 50 page Sailor Moon FanFic, but you can't bring yourself to write a 9 page history paper.
You think Jadeite might actually be an air traffic controller.
You have framed pictures of Sailor Moon all over your room, while your diploma is in a drawer somewhere.
You get worried that because your cat hasn't given you supernatural powers that the world will be taken over by the Negaverse and everyone will be drained of their energy...
Every time you listen to the Sailor Moon soundtrack, you are yet again astounded by just how good it is.
You know how to sing the Sailor Moon theme song in 4 languages.
You notice it's less syllables to say "You know you watch too much Sailor Moon when" than "YKYWTMSMW".
You got Internet access for the sole purpose of entering a contest and winning tickets to a cruise.
You press your face against the computer screen, in hopes that the symbol of Sailor Mercury will show up on your forehead.
You always slurp your soup while at fancy dinners parties.
You have taught your white cat to wear a microphone headset, so you too can talk to Central Control.
You don't get one of these references, so you scream "Oh no! I don't watch enough Sailor Moon!!!"
You're furious at your hair for being it's length, because it isn't quite long enough to wear like Lita's, but is too long to wear like Amy's!
You figured IT out! No, not the meaning of life... How to put your hair up exactly like Serena's!!!
You hang around at computer schools, in hopes of finding Sailor Mercury. Though, you'd even settle for finding Melvin.
The advertising slogan "Imagine Yourself In A Mercury" takes on a whole new meaning...
You are the proud owner of all 6 official Sailor Moon video tapes.
When you heard that Disney may make a live-action movie based on Sailor Moon, you rushed out and signed up for acting lessons, in preparation for the auditions.
You'd love to see Serena make a guest appearance on 'The Simpsons'.
While getting kicked out of the arcade for messing with the machines, You protest that you were simply "trying to contact Central Control on urgent Sailor business."
You listen to "It's A New Day" every morning.
Your friends come across a reference on this list that they don't understand, so they demand that YOU explain it to them.
You keep a Crescent Moon wand in your locker just in case your biology teacher really is Queen Beryl.
You have bought every book that has 'Moon' somewhere in the title.
You write Encyclopedia Britanica and tell them they should have an entry about Sailor Moon and the Moon Kingdom.
Your parents see Luna talk and say, "Are you aware how fake that is?" And you say, "I know, if she lives in Japan, why would she have a British accent?" Your parents leave the room mumbling, "$200 dollar an hour therapy and I get this?!"
You're afraid to go out in a row boat, for fear birds will capsize it.
You write to McDonalds requesting that Sailor Moon action figures be in the next Happy Meals.
When you see someone you haven't seen in quite awhile, you scream, "Its got to be an illusion!" and then you attempt to 'scan' them using an earring and goggles.
You check this page every day to see if your contribution made it up.
While clubbing with a fellow Moonie, you both cross your arms in front of your faces and yell "Mercury Bubbles...Blast!" every time they add more smoke to the dance floor.
You intentionally get into fights at school, in hopes that you'll get transferred to Crossroads Junior High School, like Lita.
You think a 'lunatic' is a clock made on the moon.
You think a 'lunatic' is a clock made by a black cat.
You think a 'lunatic' is someone who is crazy about Sailor Moon.
You think a 'lunatic' is a perfect description of you.
You think a 'lunatic' is a sign that Luna needs a flea and tick collar.
Every time you watch Star Wars, you subconsciously add "Silver" to the beginning of "Millennium Falcon".
You only wear clothes made out of 100% RAYon.
You want to sue Intel for stealing technology from Amy.
You run around in public with a bubble wand and a bottle of bubble formula, blasting bubbles at suspicious-looking people.
You bring your lunch to school in a little pink drawstring bag.
You go to an amusement park, and you spend the whole day riding around on the kiddie train, hoping to find Darien.
When you're talking about a girl you don't like, you say "She's such an Ann!"
You think Neflite would make a great Astrologer.
In the middle of a shower, you dash out towards the computer with a towel wrapped around you, soaking wet, yelling, "I got it! The perfect, absolute most awesome YKYWTMSMW...!!!"
Your parents want you to join the chess club, and you agree in hopes Amy might be your partner.
You plan to yell "Mars.. Fire.. Ignite!" at the top of your lungs at the Sydney 2000 Olympics, when the torch is lit.
You buy a bass guitar and learn to play it 'cause you love the riff from "Moon Tiara Magic!"
You've listened to the Sailor Moon soundtrack CD over 100 times.
You've visited this YKYWTMSMW page over 100 times.
At a school dance, you request "My Only Love" as the last song of the night.
You get banned from Toys R Us for yanking a Sailor Moon lunch box out of a five year olds arms.
You're afraid to go anywhere near a Tennis court, for fear that some Negaverse monster might turn you into a big tennis ball!
While presenting a speech in front of the entire school, you unconsciously begin with, "Stay right there, and I'll show you!"
You are a total klutz at every sport, except for throwing Frisbees.
You think Neflite is waaay cool!
Every time you hear "Bad Moon Rising" by CCR, you think it's a ballad about the Negaverse.
You practice for hours at your computer, trying to learn how Amy can type sixty words per minute with only one hand.
You're on the 'It's a Small World After All' ride at Disney World, and you are afraid that one of the irritating singing dolls will suddenly introduce herself as the Dream Princess, spin her head around, and try to drain your energy with her magic apple.
Whenever you see a lion on one of those TV nature specials, you have an uncontrollable urge to jump up on the shoulders of the closest person around you.
A traffic cop pulls you over for speeding and your excuse is, you were rushing home to catch a Sailor Moon episode.
Your doorbell plays the Sailor Moon theme song.
It seems perfectly natural to you that there is now over 1,000 YKYWTMSMW phrases on this list.
You are the one who has taken the time to compile over 1,000 YKYWTMSMW phrases for this list. :)
You can't understand why your friend's glasses don't have spirals on them.
You throw "Moonie parties" every weekend, where you get together with your Moonie friends and watch hours and hours of taped Sailor Moon episodes.
While talking to someone, you notice that their mouths move in sync with their words, and you think that's weird.
You get annoyed that the Cardzillion Sailor Moon trading card vending machines don't take $20 bills.
Your father doesn't talk to you about Sailor Moon anymore, because after he asked you one time if the Scouts had anything at all to do with boats and you said NO, he got bubbles blown in his face after he said, "Then why are they called the Sailor Scouts?"
You think Monica Seles wouldn't have a chance against Katie Sandler.
Your best friends little sister is jealous of you, because you have more Sailor Moon merchandise than she does.
You tried to nominate Sailor Moon for an Emmy award.
You're reading this list and saying, "How'd they know I did that?"
You see a search light and think "Oh No! Rini's in trouble."
You follow the light to save her and when you find out that it was just the grand opening of a new store you are furious at the owners for tricking you.
You get sent to the principle's office for incessantly humming Alan's flute song all day long.
You think Lita will win a gold medal in figure skating, at the 1998 Winter Olympics. :) (Lita Rules!)
You write about Sailor Moon for your college admissions essay and actually get accepted.
Whenever you play 'hide and seek' you yell "Mercury Bubbles Blast!" in an attempt to confuse whoever is 'it'.
You walk into a pet shop and ask the shop keeper if they have any talking cats with crescent moons on their heads.
You have joined all the ballerina groups you could find in your city, but you have also quit them all because they didn't have outfits like Catsy's.
You go to an anime convention looking for some new Sailor Moon trading cards to buy, but discover that you already own them all.
You insist to your friends that ALL Jedi Knights are evil, just because Jedi Knight sounds like Jedite!
Relatives you don't remember come over, so you lock your room to stop them from ransacking it looking for the Silver Crystal.
You are studying prisms in class and your teacher makes the mistake of asking you what kind of prism he is holding up. You stand up calmly and scream "Moon Prism... Power!" and you start to transform...
You think you're turning into Serena because you always seem to be reading comics books, when you're suppose to be studying.
Your name is on the first page of the SOS petition signatures.
You're afraid to ever work at a construction site, for fear of being attacked by a swarm of butterflies.
You've taken to calling squirrels 'furry tailed rats'.
You hope that NASA discovers new planets so there can be new Sailor Scouts.
When you first heard of the possibility of a Sailor Moon live action movie being made, you immediately called your local theater in an attempt to reserve a ticket.
You buy a magic 8-ball for the sole purpose of asking, "Will Serena and Darien get back together?"
You threw your magic 8-ball at the wall because it said, "Definitely No".
You begin to see the Scouts' symbols in the clouds.
You get asked "What is Sailor Moon?" and you just stare blankly like you had just been asked where the sky was.
You paste a picture of Lita next to the word 'cute' in the dictionary.
You play Alan's flute song for the school talent show.
You spend an hour on the phone with your grandmother trying to convince her to buy you a Ferrari just like Neflytes.
You fall down the stairs in the morning while carrying your prized Sailor Moon coffee mug, and land in a heap at the bottom, one arm stretched feebly up in the air, desperately clutching your coffee mug (regardless of the fact that you have broken several bones, and spilled hot coffee, the mug's okay, and that's what's important!) You then require numerous reassurances from the nice people in the ambulance that there hasn't been a power outage, and yes, your VCR will still tape Sailor Moon.
You were faced with a serious moral dilemma, when Rae used her powers to win two free cruise tickets.
Whenever you put a piece of bread in the toaster, you always point your finger at it and shout "You're Toast!"
You think learning how to sweep, is the first step in becoming Sailor Mars.
You purposely trip and fall in front of a cute guy, in hopes of getting a date with him.
Whenever you hear the song "Orinoco Flow" by Enya, the "Sail Away, Sail Away, Sail Away" part becomes "Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon".
You plan on suing MAD Magazine if they ever do a Sailor Moon satire.
Your teachers know this YKYWTMSMW list by heart, because they've taken your printed copy of it away from you numerous times, when you were reading it in class.
You actually wish that your boyfriend would break up with you in the middle of a rainstorm under a pavilion.
The only reason you ever go shopping is for Sailor Moon Merchandise.
Ever since you heard that Geena Davis will be playing Queen Beryl if the proposed Sailor Moon live action movie is made, Queen Beryl has become your new favorite Sailor Moon character.
You can't wait till Summer gets here, so you can wear your new swimsuit, complete with 4 yellow bows.
Your psychiatrist ask you if you could get him a copy of this Sailor Moon show that you're always talking about.
When your mother asks sarcastically why there isn't a Sailor Sun, you calmly look at her and say, "Because Luna hasn't found me yet."
You have long debates with your friends as to whether or not Amy would beat "Deep Blue" at chess.
You hang on to the side of a huge cliff, taking pictures of the sunset, in hopes of meeting Neflite.
During your trip to Las Vegas, you began to grow very nervous. The reason?... Everywhere you look, left and right, you see one thing: Cards. (Where's a good flute when you need one?)
You marry a person who's last name is Moon, then join the navy.
You and a King Arthur fan get into a fight about the past of the Earth. Camelot or the Silver Millennium...
Every time you feel weak, you climb a tree and stay there for hours, expecting it to give you some energy.
You consider the day that you first watched Sailor Moon, to be the most important day of your life!
A simple candle flame reminds you of Sailor Mars.
You watch The Empire Strikes Back, and when Han Solo is frozen in carbonite, you immediately think of what Queen Beryl did to Jedite.
Your Sailor Moon posters are starting to seep into the hallway.
You go to dozens of doll shows, searching for a doll made by Mika Cassidy.
You start to dot your 'i's with little crescent moons.
Instead of counting the days until the end of school, you count the days till the new Sailor Moon episodes come out.
Simply put... Sailor Moon is your life.
You spend hours wondering if Amy's hair color is natural or a dye job.
When you heard the news that USA Network will begin showing Sailor Moon on June 9th, you thought you were going to 'keel ovah!'
At the end of the school year you have to take a suitcase to school in order to reclaim and carry all the Sailor Moon stuff your teachers have confiscated from you.
You wonder why the Dark Side in Star Wars isn't called the Negaforce.
You refer to your room as Sailor Moon headquarters. Your younger sister refers to your room as the Sailor Moon store. Your parents refer to it as the Twilight zone. Your friends don't refer to it at all, because they refuse to enter.
Your teacher can recognize your "Sailor Moon Day-dreaming" face.
You refuse to ever become a swimsuit model, for fear that you'd end up disappearing.
You absolutely refuse to let anyone by the name of Peter Fisher, photograph you.
You wonder if they'll ever make Beanie baby cats named Luna and Artemis.
You believe that on June 9th a million new Moonies will be born.
After being subjected to having her name changed to Luna, getting a crescent moon tattoo, and your attempts to teach her how to do backwards somersaults and say "kitty stalks by moonlight", your cat runs away. But your not worried because you know Hercules will rescue her and bring her back.
You wish you could find a girlfriend who is special enough to take a Sailor Moon lunch box to high school.
You write David Letterman to ask him to do a YKYWTMSMW top 10 list.
You've turned on your TV, set it to the USA Network, and are sitting in front of it, patiently awaiting June 9th.
The pencil you're using is getting pretty short, but instead of getting a new one, you just write Neflites symbol on it, expecting it to grow.
You can't find Luna, so you buy a purple cockatoo instead.
You know what episode that is a reference to.
You paint your car red and park it outside of an animation studio, in hopes of finding Sailor Mercury standing on the roof when you return.
You start calling the solar system, the Sailor System.
The only e-mail you get is from fellow Moonies.
You break down and cry when the store near you runs out of Mars Bars.
You take the time to read all 4+ pages of this YKYWTMSMW list.
You see a black cat in someone's yard and wonder "Does Serena live there?"
You get cable, for the sole purpose of getting the USA Network.
Whenever you happen to look up at the night sky, you can't resist yelling out, "The stars know everything!"
You hang out at the local Ferrari dealer, hoping to find Sailor Mercury standing on top of one of the cars.
When your teacher asks you to name the first five planets, you uncontrollably burst out into the Sailor Moon Theme song.
You see one of your entries on the list and start screaming. When your parents ask what's wrong, you shout, "I'm an OFFICIAL Moonie!"
You post Sailor Moon fliers on telephone poles all over your city.
You call your local University asking them if they offer a course on Sailor Business.
At a jewelry store, when you are asked what kind of chain you would like with the pendant you just bought, you reply, "a Venus love chain!"
You rip your diploma out of its frame, so you can have a picture frame to display your Sailor Moon fan club certificate in.
You joined the Navy, then the Girl Scouts. You are now the first actual Sailor Scout.
Your friend exclaims "Cest la vie" (Such is life) and you're thinking "Sailor V" what?
You do your '5 most influential people in history' report on the Inner Scouts and add Tuxedo Mask, Rini, and all the villains for extra credit.
Afterwards, you end up in the office explaining your report... "Hey, the Silver Millennium was a very important time!"
You wonder when they are going to add a Sailor Moon ride at Disney World.
You have a portrait of Sailor Moon painted on the hood of your car.
Your mother asks you, "If the Sailor Scouts all jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?" to which you respond that in episode 65 they did jump off a bridge, into a warp-hole, and that if you had been there, you would have too.
You have an imaginary friend named Serena, and are proud of it.
Your mom asks you what happens on June 9th, and you answer, "Sailor Moon finally returns to U.S. television!" As it turns out... that's your mom's birthday.
Instead of getting a guard dog, you get a guard cat.
You think Jabba the Hutt is in league with the Negaforce.
You think Jedite should have knelt before Queen Beryl and said, "What is thy bidding, my master."
You think it is possible that Serena is strong with the Force.
You debate over whether Artemis or Hercules is a better match for Luna.
You refuse to look at the 'Leo, the lion' constellation, for fear that it will come to life and attack you.
You think the first line of "Witchy Woman", by the Eagles, is about Sailor Mars... "Raven hair and ruby lips, sparks fly from her finger tips."
You sleep surrounded by all your Sailor Moon stuff, while clutching a golf club, just In case a fellow Moonie tries to rob you in the middle of the night. Even though you know that is actually impossible, because all Moonies are good people.
You believe that the Sailor Moon poster on your wall is a gateway to the world where the Sailor Scouts actually exist. Though after receiving numerous large bumps on your forehead, you begin to reconsider.
You visit Spank! Youth Culture Online to read a Sailor Moon article that makes mention of this YKYWTMSMW web site!
You think at the end of a rainbow, instead of a pot of gold, you can find all 7 of the rainbow crystals.
You are outraged that USA Network cut the "Sailor Moon says..." segments from the end of the show.
You see a guy that you like, so you put heart stickers on your glasses, walk up to him and tell him he is a hunkmiester.
You have a brother named Alan, so you insist on keeping a giant fern plant in his bedroom.
When your dance teacher says "I want lots of energy!", you freak out, run around in little circles screaming about how the Negaverse won't get YOUR energy, then jump out of the nearest window.
You visit the SOS page every ten minutes hoping that its been updated.
Your rich grandparents offer to buy you a BMW, but you say you'd rather have a Mercury instead.
Whenever you see a pretty woman you always say "Wow! She is the foxiest femme around!"
Whenever you want to get into an exclusive party, you just tell the doorman that you're Countess Popover.
You break your leg after trying to jump off of buildings like the Sailor Scouts do. And once your leg is healed, you try it again!
You tape every Sailor Moon episode and re-watch them all in slow motion, to see if there are any hidden messages.
When your neighbors tell you they are going to name their newborn girl "Molly", you start screaming at them, "Are you crazy! Do you realize how many times she is going to be attacked by the Negaverse?"
You don't have a cat, so you call your dog "Luna".
You don't have a cat or dog, so you call your hamster "Luna".
Once you have collected all the Sailor Moon trading cards in existence, you start making your own.
You inadvertently spell the first day of the week "MOONday".
You refer to your teachers as Sailor Algebra, Sailor History, Sailor Science, etc...
You have autographed pictures from each and every one of the voice actors from Sailor Moon.
You wish your teacher would fall asleep in class like Ms. Haruna.
You bring a heater to a chess-match.
You sneak into your sister's room and use her 'Barbie Fashion Designer CD-ROM' program to turn one of her Barbie dolls into Sailor Venus!
You try to talk the Cheerleading Squad at your school into changing their cheerleader outfits into Sailor Scout uniforms.
You find yourself sending in a personals ad to the local news paper seeking a "Clumsy, scatterbrained blonde with meatball headed hair... Must sleep in late and answer to Meatball Head."
Your walls and ceiling are already covered with Sailor Moon pictures, so you do the next logical thing, go to your grandmother's sewing club and beg them to make you a Sailor Moon carpet!
While walking in a parking lot, you take the time to draw the Scouts symbols on dirty car windows.
When you're at a boring party, you keep thinking, "This is such a snoozer!"
You think that Princess Diamond looks at bit too much like Melvin!
You just can't get to sleep one night, so at 3 am you turn on the TV and pop in a tape of a Sailor Moon episode. In no time at all you're feeling relaxed, comforted, and happy. 30 minutes later you're dreaming sweet Sailor Moon dreams...
You wonder if Serena has a Tamagotchi.

You petition the postal service to create Sailor Moon special edition stamps.
You've watched an episode of Sailor Moon within the last 24 hours.
You're going to watch an episode of Sailor Moon within the next 24 hours.
You read that they've discovered ice on the moon, and you think, 'Of course there's ice on the moon. How else could the moon people have skated?'
You scream "Moon Prism Power!" at the top of your lungs and expect to instantly get a perfect manicure.
You take baths whenever possible, in hopes that Rini will pop out of the water.
Your boyfriend dumps you after he finds a picture of Darien in the heart shaped locket he gave you for Valentines Day.
You have a black cat, but it is a male, so you can't make up your mind whether to call him Luna or Artemis... so you name him Lunamis.
While renting a tuxedo, you ask if a mask comes with it.
After months of therapy, you've finally accepted that Serena is not real. But now you have a huge crush on Terri Hawkes!
You ask your teacher (who confiscated all your Sailor Moon toys), "Why can't you be more like Miss Haruna?" and she replies, "Why can't you be more like Amy?"
You wonder if any of the voice stars of Sailor Moon have ever visited this YKYWTMSMW web page. :)
While walking in the mall you pass a book store with the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" in the window, and you say to the person next to you "No! that's wrong, RAE is from Mars and MINA is from Venus."
You have Darian Dreams and Negaverse Nightmares...
After getting out of the shower and puttting a towel on your wet hair, you begin to see a resemblance between you and the Moonlight Knight.
You never go to sleep before midnight, just incase Maxfield Stanton decides to call you.
You spend all day looking at maps of your area, in an attempt to find Makinna Park.
While walking through town one night, you could have sworn you saw a man in a tuxedo, standing on top of a street light!
When you're at a meeting and the person sitting next to you votes against your proposal, you pinch her on the ankle. It worked for Rae, didn't it?
You dye your hair black and rinse it with grape Kool-Aid, so it's exactly the color of Rae's.
You fell into a deep state of depression when this YKYWTMSMW list wasn't updated for two whole weeks!
One of the cows on your uncle's farm is now named "Sailor Moo".
The national health-care plan you mailed to Congress gets sent back, along with the reply, "What is Moon Healing Activation?"
You bribed someone who controlled the sound system to have "Only A Memory Away" played at your graduation ceremony.
You drive around the city at night, looking for an old run down building with a 'Rag Time' sign out front, in hopes of rescuing Molly before Neflite does.
You accidently get a cut on your right arm, and while searching for a bandage, you think, 'Where's Molly when you need her?'
You open up a floral shop in hopes of getting an order from Darian.
Your girlfriend dumps you, because she says all your Sailor Moon stuff makes your room look more like a girls room than hers.
You check NASA's website everyday, closely examining the new pictures sent back from the Mars rover, hoping to see Sailor Mars hiding behind one of the rocks...
You go to see the Disney movie "Hercules", but get up and walk out after realizing it has nothing to do with a fat white cat.
You write an angry letter to the editors of TV Guide for failing to include Sailor Moon in their "100 Greatest Episodes of All Time" issue.
You try making a wedding dress, in hopes of winning a trip to Hawaii.
You think they should rename the show "Serena the Teenage Ditz". Of course that's just in jest! :)
You'd love to get a hair style like one of the Sailor Scouts, but you fear going to a hair salon.
You go to every place that sells chocolate parfait in your town, hoping to find Molly.
You think Poison Ivy from the new Batman movie must be a grown up Rini.
You are convinced that the "Tamagotchi" is a new trick of the Negaverse to steal energy from millions of kids throughout the world!
Your best friend (who happens to be a non-Moonie) is mad at you because you converted her boyfriend into a Moonie. Now he has more in common with you, than with her!
You actually hum the tune of Sailor Moon's transformation sequence, while you get dressed.
You come up with a name to call Amy based on her hair color. Mina is a blonde, Lita is a brunette, so Amy can be a BLUENETTE!
You wonder why Alan and Ann haven't appeared on the X-files.
You caused the eye doctor to think you're crazy, because your vision is perfect and yet you still made an appointment with him. When he asked why you were there, you said "I've just got to have green contact lenses, to complete my new Sailor Jupiter look!" :)
You start watching the ABC soap opera "Port Charles" because there's a character named Serena on it.
You have downloaded so much Sailor Moon information and images, that your computer has become sentient. It also denies any existence of Artemis and claims to be Central Control.
You are the proud owner of the Sailor Moon Doom Tree boxed video set.
You vow that "chocolate parfait" will be among the last words that you speak before dying.
You think Molly should come out with her own line of bandages, with the slogan... 'Made from Molly's actual pajamas!'
You remembered Sailor Moon's birthday, but forget your mother's.
You are proud of the fact that your school guidance counselor has suggested that you receive psychiatric therapy concerning your Sailor Moon obsession.
You went to watch 'Men In Black' hoping to see Tuxedo Mask in it.
Your relatives are getting annoyed, because in every picture they have of you, you are in a Sailor Moon pose.
You've watched at least one episode of Sailor Moon every day for the last year.
You are turned down as a teen counselor at your local summer camp because one of your teachers turned in a reference about you, that said: "DEAR GOD NOOOO!!! She'll turn them ALL into Moonies! Let them be free! She's done it to me... It could happen to ANYONE!"
You write to NASA, saying: 'Barnacle Bill' and 'Yogi' are fine, but why haven't you named alteast one of the rocks on Mars, 'Rae'?
More than 10 of your suggestions have made it on to this list.
While watching Return of the Jedi, you can't help thinking that the Emperor and Queen Beryl would make a good couple.
You think they should remake 'The Odd Couple' starring Rae and Serena.
You wish Mina had more screentime.
It's only July, and you are already hard at work on your Sailor Moon costume for Halloween.
God appears to you in a dream and says "I'm not making you a Sailor Scout! Now stop praying for it!"
You dump your boyfriend after he refuses to wear a little white mask with his prom tuxedo.
While watching "Thundercats" you take your toy Crescent Moon wand and attempt to summon the other Sailor Scouts my screaming "Sailor! Sailor! Sailor! Sailor Scouts! HOOOOOOOOOO!"
You think George of the Jungle is Chad's dad.
You realize you shouldn't be inside watching Sailor Moon on such a nice sunny day, so you take your TV outside.
Your favorite color is now cotton candy pink.
You think the song "Pink" by Aerosmith is about Rini.
Whenever you loose a life while playing an arcade game, you shout "No way! This is rigged!"
You wonder if Sailor Mercury ever met RoboCop.
You get all these inside jokes...
You call any girl with green eyes and a ponytail, a "Karate Maniac!" at least until you get to know her better.
You turn on your desk lamp, shine it toward the wall, and place 7 G.I. Joe action figures in front of it... All in hopes of creating the 7 Shadow Warriors!
You start yelling at your pink calculator, "Serena! Come in, Can you hear me???"
You pick a fight with a bully, in hope that Lita will show up and save you.
When you heard a probe landed on Mars, your first thought was, 'I hope Rae is all right!'
You start a Cherry Blossom Festival in your community.
Your psychology doctoral thesis is on the following topic: "Sailor Moon Addiction: Fact or Fiction?"
You immediately hate yourself for questioning the verity of the Sailor Moon addiction, so you eliminate the phrase "or Fiction?" from your thesis.
You have never gone out with anyone whose eyes take up less than 3/8'ths of their face.
You refuse to go near a cemetery without your boxing gloves.
You have a life size poster of a Sailor Scout on the ceiling above your bed, so she's the first thing you see when you wake up in the morning and the last thing you see before you drift off to sleep at night...
Whenever you see a plate of spaghetti and meatballs, you can't help but picture a bald Serena.
About an hour after your big sister announced her engagement, you were arrested for Grand Theft Curtains.
Your parents threaten to ground you if you call them "parental units" one more time.
You spell out Sailor Moon using curly fries and think you're artistic, while your family just thinks your nuts.
Whenever you have a big test to study for, you always make sure you have a good supply of pencils to chew on.
You petition to change your school's name to Crossroads Junior High... Even though it's a college!
You go to the Mars probe section of the NASA homepage, hoping to download pictures of Sailor Mars.
You order every Delia's fashion catalog after you found out that they sell Sailor Moon T-shirts.
You think you know the truth: Neflite's not dead, he's just hanging around with Elvis.
You find yourself defending Sailor Moon to a 7 year old girl who says it's stupid.
You spend more time looking for Sailor Moon web sites than Serena spends eating and sleeping.
You think Evander Holyfield wouldn't stand a chance against Sailor Boom Boom Moon.
You notice that Tuxedo Mask's and Sailor Moon's initials are next to each other in YKYWTMSMW.
You stand in front of a sliding glass door for hours, hoping to see your reflection turn into Sailor Moon.
The guy named Darien at your school is afraid of you because you're always flinging your arms around him and crying out, "Miss me, big guy?"
You are the proud owner of all 25 Sailor Moon episodes that have been released on video tape.
You think that Mickey Mouse may have been the inspiration behind Serena's meatballs.
Your home is turning into a zoo, because you absolutely had to have... a black cat, a white cat, another white cat, a purple cockatoo, two ravens, and a squirrel with beady little red eyes.
After a rough day, you put on your Transformation Locket and pick up your official Crescent Moon Wand.....and you instantly feel a warm, fuzzy feeling wash over you.
You think that Sailor Mercury should open a car wash.
You spend hours wondering why the Sailor Scouts have perfect manicures if their gloves just cover up the nail polish anyway.
You attempt to make the seven rainbow crystals by smashing a prism with a hammer.
You watch Xena:Warrior Princess before going to bed, and end up dreaming about Mina:Warrior Princess.
You get arrested at a state park for carving "Serena + Darian" in a tree.
You were thrown out of Wal-Mart after you put little Japanese symbols on all the post-it notes.
Every time Mara updates this list, and none of your YKYWTMSMWs make it onto the list, you stare at the computer screen in disbelief, and then say "Ah think Ah'm gonna keel ovah!"
You live in Germany and you're disappointed that Amy didn't get on the plane.
You run around saying, "Why can't I just be a normal teenager?"
You grab anyone by the name of Amy, and shove their face into the nearest computer monitor, in hopes that Sailor Mercury's symbol appears on their forehead.
You send a letter to Calvin Klein asking them if they have the fragrance "Tuxedo Musk".
You think the Mars Rover is actually just a fancy new communicator that Luna has sent to Rae.
During history class, your teacher says something about the temple of Artemis and you immediately raise your hand and ask, "Where's Luna's temple?" Then you realize that he was talking about the Greek goddess, not the cat.
You teach your little sister to say "I wanna bwe a Sawor Scouwt Wen I Gwow Up."
You like the 'Sailor Says' segments.
While dressed as Sailor Moon at an Anime convention, you spot another person dressed as Sailor Moon, so you walk over to them and say "Your disguise isn't fooling anyone, Zoycite!"
You read "Salamandastron" just because one of the main charachters is named "Mara" ;)
You read Star Wars: The Last Command because that's Mara's favorite charachter and that's where she got her name sake from!
You plant a rose bush outside of your window, in hopes of attracting Tuxedo Mask.
When you heard that the YTV cable network already has a few of the new Sailor Moon episodes in their possession, you considered a covert raid on the studio.
While having dinner at a Chinese resteraunt, you ask them if they have any Zoy sause.
You think that doctors should prescribe Sailor Moon instead of Prozac, as a cure for depression.
You wonder if Queen Beryl had a sister, who happens to be your algebra teacher, because the similarities (personality wise) between the two are just too uncanny to be a coincidence.
You have a huge crush on..... Melvin!
You believe that Sailor Moon is the one bright pure light in our otherwise cynical world.
You buy all your Sailor Moon merchandise in triplicate because you're afraid that one of your Moonie friends will steal one set and that your younger sibling will somehow destroy another.
You glance at a page in a video game magazine, see SMW (for Super Mario World), and wonder why there isn't YKYWTM in front of it.
You now bathe with Sailor Moon bubble bath, cover your lips with Sailor Moon lip balm, and brush your hair with your Sailor Venus hair brush.
You work at Wal-Mart where you're supposed to address customers by name, and you accidently call a girl named Serena, Meatball Head!
You're drafted by the army, but you refuse to go, on the grounds that you 'only fight for love'.
The YKYWTMSMW list is also a list of your lifetime goals.
You wore an orange armband for a whole week after Neflite died.
Your phone got turned off for a month because you bought The Doom Tree Box Set instead of paying the phone bill.
You and your best Moonie friend stage the debate "Where does Tuxedo Mask keep his roses?" for your English exam.
You worried if Lita was okay, after first hearing about those comet fragments hitting Jupiter.
You don't watch Sailor Moon for a whole day and your VCR attacks you in the middle of the night demanding its Sailor Moon fix.
A friend reads the previous and says, "That's impossible." (meaning the VCR attacking) and you say, "I know! Me going a whole day without Sailor Moon?! YEAH RIGHT!!!"
Your parents run around shouting "Why can't she just be a normal teenager?!"
You always answer the phone "Hi! Hi!".
You take back the Crescent Moon wand you bought from Toys-R-Us, complaining it's defective because it broke when you used it to break open your piggybank.
You are happy when your boyfriend breaks up with you, because you are convinced that he has visions in his head that you are in danger, so you say 'Oh boy, he really does care!'
You buy the Sailor Moon Doom Tree Series Boxed Set, and as soon as you get home you proceed to call all your Moonie friends and invite them over for a 4 and a half hour long Sailor Moon Doom Tree Party!
You insist on having a Sailor Moon impersonator at your wedding.
You end up marrying her instead of your former fiance.
You don't eat mashed potatoes any more. You only eat Venus Crescent Beam Smashed potatoes.
While waiting for your parents to buy your clothes in a Sears store, you go over to the computer section and fix all the screen savers to say "This computer is the property of Sailor Mercury."
You hold on to the hope that Nephlite really didn't die and is now vacationing in the Bahamas with Molly.
A girl at your school named Serena now thinks you're crazy, because one day you walked up to her and said "I know who you REALLY are."
When you visit the Epcot Center at Disney World, you can't help but wonder, "What's the Imperium Silver Crystal doing here? And how did it get so big?"
You're still trying to figure out a way to make a living watching Sailor Moon.
Your children did something wrong and instead of saying "You're grounded.", you say "In the name of the moon, I will punish you!"
When making an omelet in the morning, it somehow turns out to be in the shape of a crescent moon.
You sit your black cat down and say, 'All right! I know you're Luna, and you know I'm Serena. Now cough up my Crescent Moon wand!!!" Unfortunately, the only thing your cat coughs up, is a hairball!
You happen to watch Sailor Moon on the USA cable network, so you join the USA Kids Club in a show of support for Sailor Moon.
You happen to watch Sailor Moon on the USA cable network, so you join the USA Kids Club in a show of support for Sailor Moon, even though you haven't been considered a kid in over a decade!
You plan on making the 500 mile drive from your home in the US, to Canada, every Saturday, just to stay for a half hour to watch the new Sailor Moon episodes.
You found out through experience that roses dipped in liquid nitrogen become stiff, but shatter when thrown.
You get kicked out of your keyboarding class for trying to type one handed like Amy does.
Your friends are beginning to prefer the tone of the "Emergency Broadcast System" to your incessant humming of the opening theme to "Sailor Moon."
People start singing a song about you: "
Throwing things by moonlight
Stalking guys by daylight
Make her go away,
get her out of sight
She is that one weird Sailor goon!"
You use to wish you were Tuxedo Mask, but after considering how much it would cost just to keep you in roses, you change your mind.
When your teacher returns your "What I did over Summer Vacation" essay, she asks why you gave her a forty-six page story about 'Sailor Moon'.
You think Tuxedo Mask could split Robin Hood's arrow with a rose.
You spent all day Saturday watching and rewatching your tape of "Rubeus Evens the Score", while munching on some left over Strawberry Pop Tarts.
You have already preordered the new Sailor Moon soundtrack CD.
Your VCR has started recording Sailor Moon episodes on it's own.
Just hearing the name 'Darien' makes you smile, giggle, and blush.
You take your Sailor Mercury doll to school everyday so she can help you with your schoolwork.
Your best friend (who happens to be a non-Moonie) nearly strangles you in the middle of the night because you were talking about Sailor Moon even in your sleep.
While walking through your school parking lot, a black cat jumps on the roof of a car nearby and stares at you, like Luna did to Serena in episode #1... For the rest of the day you run around happily exclaiming that Luna has finally found you!
When some snobby girl at school says "You are the only person I know who likes this 'Sailor Moon' thing." you look at her sympathetically and reply "Oh, you poor thing..."
You think Serena invented the "MoonWalk".
You are positive that the Negaverse is behind the El Niño.
When you heard that there was a new article about the proposed live action Sailor Moon movie in the 'Hollywood Reporter', your hope sprang anew for the future of Sailor Moon in North America.
You are seriously considering making Geena Davis your new favorite actress.
You and your friends can't remember what you use to talk about in that dismal void that existed before you discovered Sailor Moon.
You start to panic because you only have four weeks left to finish your Sailor Moon Halloween costume.
Whenever someone ask your name, you say "I am the one, (your name here)."
You bake chocolate cupcakes, just for your cat.
You name your poodle Fifi and take her out for ice cream.
You're mad at your parents for not having the right genetics to give you pink hair!
You wonder what the original color of your room is, since it's now covered from floor to ceiling with posters and picture printouts of Sailor Moon.
You sit down to write a Sailor Moon crossover fanfic, but then you realize you can't because you have never watched any other shows.
Before you let anyone photograph you, you insist on checking their camera out, to make sure Neflite's symbol is not on it.
You find out 'The Starry Night' by Vincent van Gogh IS about Sailor Moon: The cypress tree at the lower left is big and dark, as the energy from the Negaverse. The Moon is on the opposite end. The stars (which are really stars and PLANETS) and the moon joined their peaceful and intense energy, shown there with swirling lines, to fight it. The straight vertical lines and triangle shapes from the town create a rhythm that gradually changes to the swirling rhythm of the sky: the loving and peaceful energy from the celestial bodies were able to defeat the evil and absorbed them in their peace.
You called Bandai Incorporated, pretending to own a Toys R Us store, in hopes of getting a Cardzillion machine put in your room.
You watch 'Entertainment Tonight' every day, hoping to see a story on the possible new Sailor Moon movie.
You decide to become president of the USA, just so you can propose a bill to rename the country, "The United Scouts Of America!"
You get upset that references to the 17 new episodes won't appear on this YKYWTMSMW list until Mara gets to watch them on the USA Network.
You are shocked and dismayed when you realize that the Sailor Scouts' birthdays are not mentioned on Entertainment Tonight.
While sitting in study hall, you say to the person sitting next you, "This is such a snoozer!"
You're going crazy trying to figure out a good way to make 'meatball style' hair for your Sailor Moon Halloween costume.
You toss pink flower petals around yourself, hoping that they will transport you to the Negaverse.
Whenever you're on a train that is pulling out of the station, you always look back to see if Amy is running after you...
You flunked English class, because your teacher wouldn't accept papers where you dotted the i's with little crescent moons.
You have a sofa in the shape of a crescent moon.
You are diligently taping the 17 new episodes, with plans of mailing copies of them to Sailor Moon addicts in the United States.
Everyday when school lets out you yell, "I'm outie!!!"
You're sure that Serena could break the new land speed record, simply by being late for school...
Your favorite electronics shop is Rae-dio Shack.
Your computer automatically opens up your Sailor Moon folder when booted up.
One night, your mother gets onto the computer and in a wild rage deletes all of your Sailor Moon files. You ask her in tears why she did it and she says in a sing-song voice, "She is the one, Sailor Mom!"
You've just bought a Venus Fly Trap plant.
Even though Halloween is still over a week away, you somehow find an excuse to put on your Sailor Moon costume every single day.
Every time you raise your hand in class, you have the uncontrollable urge to shout "Moon Prism Power!"
You write to Entertainment Tonight, asking them to do a report on the possible live action Sailor Moon movie...
You call long distance to a friend who lives in Canada, and proceed to talk them into playing the new Sailor Moon CD over the telephone.
You fear what will happen on Halloween when all the people wearing Negaverse costumes meet all the people wearing Sailor Scout costumes.
On finding out your boyfriend hates Sailor Moon, you break up with him. You then proceed to sit around for hours watching old Sailor Moon episodes and wondering why all guys can't be more like... Melvin?
Whenever you see a motorcycle drive by, you always check to see if the rider is wearing a tuxedo.
When you try to give someone advice, you find yourself ending with "Sailor Moon Says! Heeheehee!"
While watching Star Trek:Voyager, you wonder if Janeway gets hair tips from Serena... That bun does look rather like a giant meatball!
When asked to sign the cast of a friend with a broken bone, you wrote "Moon Healing Activation" thinking it would help.
You have threatened to use your Moon Scepter on more than one anti-Sailor Moon web site creator.
You're afraid to go near a cemetery, for fear of being attacked by a boxing vulture.
You take your boyfriend for a walk in the park, hoping to find a Fortune Teller that would predict it's time for 'a little kissy face'.
The week before Halloween, you put a big sign in your front yard, reading... "Extra candy on Halloween night for any Trick-or-Treaters wearing a Sailor Moon costume!"
You carve Sailor Moon's face on a pumpkin for Halloween.
After eating a bowl of Lucky Charms, all of the crescent moons are still left in the bowl, because you couldn't find the heart to eat them...
You couldn't find your daughter a Rini costume to match with your Sailor Moon costume, so you bought her a Poison Ivy one instead.
For Halloween, you write a crossover fan fiction story featuring the Sailor Scouts in the movie Scream!
Instead of proposing to your girlfriend with a diamond ring, you offer her a musical locket.
You absolutely refuse to walk 10 feet in front of any girl named Amy, for fear of being flatten by a 2 ton iron beam!
When closing tupperware containers you always shout, "Moon Preservation Power!!!"
You get grounded for a month because your father found out that you broke his nail gun by trying to shoot nails with roses attached, just so they would stick in the ground.
You printed up little Sailor Moon information booklets, to give out with the Halloween candy.
You attempt to find Dr. Dolittle, so you can learn how to talk to cats.
You have so much Sailor Moon merchandise, Bandai orders from you.
You do your Journalism assignment on Sailor Moon.
You make mention of this YKYWTMSMW web page in your Journalism assignment on Sailor Moon. :)
You think Craig and Arianna (the Spartan cheerleaders from Saturday Night Live) would make a great addition to your SMFC (Sailor Moon Fan Club). You even write a cheer for them... SMFC, SMFC roll call!
*clapping hands* Her name is Amy,
she likes to study,
and Serena's,
her best buddy!
Hey! SMFC,
SMFC roll call!
Her name is Serena,
she likes Bunny,
and Darian, is her honey!
You think "Men in Black" is a movie about Tuxedo Mask's fan club.
Your mother sees you franticly sewing on a princess Serena dress and tells you that Halloween was last week, to which you reply "I know that, but Homecoming is in 2 weeks!"
You're watching the "Wizard of Oz", and you wonder why Dorothy doesn't just say "Crystal Key...Take Me Home!" to get home.
You still wore your Sailor Moon costume, complete with short skirt, on Halloween night, even though the temperature fell to 35 degrees.
It's your parent's anniversary and you agree to make them a romantic dinner, but when they sit down at the table, they are very surprised to find that their 'romantic' anniversary dinner consists of... peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches, squid on a stick, coconut fried shrimp, and vanilla and prune milkshakes for dessert!
You think Rae may secretly be the owner of your favorite football team... the Baltimore Ravens.
You read the statements on this web page and think, "It's funny, because it's true."
You visit New York, and at first glance you could have sworn that the Statue of Liberty was holding the Moon scepter in her hand, instead of a torch.
Your family doesn't eat rice anymore cause they're still picking it out of their hair from your last "eat like Serena" experiment.
You start to wonder if Catsy was ever a ballerina.
You replace all the pictures of your family and friends in your wallet with sailor moon trading cards.
Whenever you see someone wearing weird clothes, you say "Their fashion sense is way last season."
You take a trip to the North Pole, not to find Santa, but to destroy the Negaverse.
You change the picture of the Windows 95 Logo that starts up with Windows, into a picture of Sailor Moon with a caption reading "Sailor Moon says, Windows 95 is now starting."
You set your computer up to play the opening Sailor Moon theme song when it starts up.
You set your computer up to play the ending Sailor Moon theme song when it shuts down.
You set your computer up to play various Sailor Moon sounds for other functions. "Moon Scepter Elimination!" closes a window. "Moon Crystal Power!" opens one. "Kitty Magic!" creates a new folder or file.
You give up playing Solitaire, for fear of the cards coming to life and draining your energy.
You have so many Sailor Moon dolls on your bed, there's no room for you!
Everytime you throw a frisbee, you shout "Moon Tiara Magic!"
You attempt to swat a fly that's been buzzing around pestering you, but before you kill it, you say "In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!"
You plan on opening up your very own "Sailor Moon store". With various fashions and giftware relating to the Sailor Scouts. And you ask the Sailor Moon voice actors, to sign autographs at the grand opening.
You look for the nearest phonebooth, to cry in, whenever you get dumped by your boyfriend.
You expect everyone who's named 'Amy', to have blue hair and an IQ over 300.
You sign up for America Online, then proceed to create five different Screen Names for five different Sailors Scouts.
You sign up for Hotmail and then proceed to create five different login names for five different Sailor Scouts.
The only reason you got internet access, was to sign the SOS online petition.
You hope you are a Sailor scout and Luna just hasn't found you yet.
You are afraid to use striped pencils, for fear they are part of Neflite's plans.
Your car breaks down on the way to work, and you tell your fellow car-poolers that you can all still get there on time if they would just join hands in a circle and chant, "Scout Power...". When they don't go for that, you wave the dipstick at the car in an effort to "heal" it.
You start making a list of possible names for more of Queen Beyrl's generals. Strobelite, Blacklite, Budlite...
You plan to someday have five daugthers and name them... Serena, Amy, Raye, Lita, and Mina.
Anytime one of your friends sees a Sailor Moon related item, they always think of you.
You call up a local radio station, and ask them to play a song from the Sailor Moon CD.
You ask someone with the last name of "Moon", if they would name their newborn daughter "Sailor", so there would be a girl named Sailor Moon in real life.
While being given an ink blot test, by a psychiatrist(that your parents are forcing you to see because of your Sailor Moon fascination), You tell the psychiatrist that the ink blots look like "A crescent moon, a rose, a temple, a floating ball that looks like a cat, a tuxedo, a mask, a tiara..."
You ask Greg or Raye to find out what tonight's winning lottery numbers will be.
While reading, your eyes start playing tricks on you. Instead of seeing the name Lisa you see Lita, Nina becomes Mina, Sheena becomes Serena.
You watch a tv test pattern for an hour one morning, hoping that Sailor Moon will come on. Because your local TV station moved Sailor Moon to a different time slot, and didn't list the change in the TV guide.
You're more of a Moonie than your sister, and she's in the target audience.
None of your friends will come to your house anymore, for fear you'll force them to watch Sailor Moon.
You ask your florist, "Which type of roses have the best aerodynamics?"
You build a swimming pool in the shape of a crescent moon.
You have to listen to the Sailor Moon CD, to be able to get to sleep.
You need to buy an engagement ring, and you vow to only get it at the OSAP jewelry store.
You've tried to convert your friends into Moonies, so many times that they now run away screaming, if you say something even remotely like "Sailor..."
Every time you see a new Sailor Moon item, you simply HAVE to buy it!
Whenever your mom complains about your grades, your response is, "At least I'm doing better than Serena!"
You still think Zoycite is cute, even after learning the truth!
You get angry when someone comes up with a better YKYWTMSMW than you did.
You sent in so many YKYWTMSMW suggestions, Starfox has a restraining order against you.
You fight with your friends over who gets Darian.
The minute you walk into your local comic store, the guy behind the counter tells you that he has new Sailor Moon stuff in stock.
You can't get the Sailor Moon soundtrack music, out of your head.
You spend hundreds of dollars buying hair extensions so you can look like Serena.
You have rigged up your Windows95 desktop to look like this. (Note the name of the notebook file. You'd have this there so you could easily cut and paste the name into the FIND option in Nestscape. Which then allows you to easily pick up where you left off reading this YKYWTMSMW page.)
You spend hours fiddling with the earring on your right ear, hoping that a VR Visor will materialize across your eyes.
Whenever you yell or cry, your mouth takes up half your face.
You come home terribly late, and instead of cutting your allowance or grounding you, your parents decide on the ultimate punishment for you. NO SAILOR MOON FOR TWO WHOLE WEEKS!!!
You set up an SOS petition table in your local mall.
You browse through your local white-pages, looking for someone named "Amy Anderson".
You take your Sailor Moon CD to Sears and slip it into one of the Stereos on display. And proceed to play "Carry On" as loud as you can.
Your Algebra teacher sends you to the Guidance Counselor because during a test she caught you trying to contact Amy through your pink calculator.
You get a calm feeling of joy and contentment every time you are seated in front of the TV and the Sailor Moon theme starts.
You spend your time looking for a new planet in the Solar System so you can name it and declare yourself the Sailor Scout of that planet!
You sing the Sailor Moon Theme song at assemblies, instead of your national anthem.
On a clear evening, you look at the western horizon and say, "Hey, I can see Sailor Venus' planet from here."
You're playing your Sailor Moon CD while reading this page.
You bought Doom II just so you could play the Sailor Moon wad.
You catch yourself (or are caught) whistling or singing "Fighting evil by moonlight..."
You keep trying to do up your niece's hair like Serena's (much to the dismay of her parents).
Your teacher actually said something like this to you. "OKAY!!, one more 'Sailor Moon' outta you, and I'm sending you straight to the PRINCIPAL!"..... And there you went.
Your friends decide that because you are nuts about Sailor Moon and that you are always on the net, that they will nickname you Melvin!
You take a picture of one of the Sailor Scouts to your hair stylist and say... "Make my hair look like hers."
You don't associate with anyone who thinks Sailor Moon is lame.
You give away your pet dog (which you've had since he was just a puppy), because he used your Sailor Mercury doll as a chew-toy.
You can't look at a squirrel in a park without flinching.
You start dating one of the Scouts... in your dreams.
You buy air time on a local TV station and run your own advertisements for sailor Moon.
You run this YKYWTMSMW list through your 'Print Preview' option and find out it's over 32 pages long, but you go ahead and print it out anyway.
You find it odd when you see a billboard written in English.
You actually admit to the sales clerk, that the Sailor Moon dolls you're buying are for yourself, and not a little sister or niece.
You are the only one in your school who wants to wear school uniforms.
You paint Sailor Moon murals on your bedroom walls.
You see a black cat in an alley and you say to it, "Luna is that you?"
You ask the Bank of Japan if Sailor Moon's picture will be seen on the new 1,000,000 yen note.
You keep a diary... not about the events in your own life, but of Serena's life.
The famous jumping bus scene from 'Speed' & 'Spy Hard' reminds you of the SM episode where Serena takes a bus and ends up in another dimension.
For the upcoming new season of 'Reboot', you hope to see Dot "rebooting" into a Sailor Scout.
When the doctor listens to your heartbeat, he discovers it beats in rhythm to the Sailor Moon theme song.
You got mad when Sailor Mercury decided to stay, because you already made one-way flight reservations to Germany.
Every bookmark in your web browser is a Sailor Moon link.
Everyday you inform your friends at work of the updated total number of signatures on the S.O.S. page.
You become so fascinated with the moon, people start to think you're a werewolf.
You form your own addict support group just for moonies. But, only succeed in getting every member of the group even more hooked on the show.
While at the arcade you always play the crane games, hoping to grab a Sailor Moon doll.
You watch a whole Sailor Moon episode on tape, in slow motion, to see if there are any bits that you couldn't see at normal speed.
You have arranged your sleep patterns around the show.
You kept your friend on the phone for nearly two hours, reading him the whole YKYWTMSMW list!
You tape a banana to a stick and run around yelling "Moon Healing Activation!"
You run to your local supermarket every week just to see if Darian and Serena's love life made it onto the front pages of the tabloids.
You think all you need to survive is to eat, sleep, and watch Sailor Moon. Then you think maybe eating and sleeping aren't that important.
No magnifying glass in your house is safe from your never-ending search for the perfect Crescent Moon Wand.
You have an office desk made in the shape of a crescent moon.
You got kicked out of the Coca-Cola bottling plant, because you kept asking when the Sailor Moon commemorative bottles are coming out.
You see Wonder Woman's boots and wonder if she shops at the same store as Sailor Moon.
You think that AC/DC's song "ThunderStruck" is about Sailor Jupiter.
You start to cry whenever the SOS web site releases bad news.
You're playing basketball, and you suddenly bounce the ball really high and yell, "Luna Ball Kitty Magic!"
You make your own Sailor V game in Qbasic.
You write Sony Television, asking them to have a "Sailor Moon" category in Jeopardy. Or "Sailor Moon" as a puzzle in Wheel of Fortune.
You offer your little sister's friend 50 bucks for her Sailor Moon CD, after you've looked through every store in your area in vain.
You freely admit that you have a crush on one of the Scouts (or Darian).
In chemistry class, you add pigtails to the water molecule so it will look like Serena's head.
You envy Mara for getting to start everyday by checking e-mail for new YKYWTMSMW contributions.
Instead of sending your sick friend a "Get Well" card, you send one that says: "Moon Healing Activation."
You wish Serena said this after using the luna pen. "It just goes to show you that the Luna Pen is mightier than the sword."
You hang out in front of florist shops, hoping to see Darian.
You dye your little sister's hair pink. Much to the dislike of your parents.
Everyday you put Miracle Grow on your hair, in an attempt to get it long enough, that you too can have a meatball head.
You ask your doctor if you can have x-rays taken of yourself. In hopes of finding a Rainbow Crystal inside you.
You convert your whole soccer team into Moonies, and suggest they rename the team to "The Soccer Scouts".
You rearrange the furniture in your apartment so it looks like Darians apartment.
You get a safety deposit box, at a bank, just to store your complete set of Sailor Moon trading cards.
You stick your hand in the air and shout "Moon Prism Power!" to see if you'll transform into Sailor Moon.
You look up the person with the longest hair in the world, in the guiness book of world records, and contact them to suggest they put it up "Serena-style".
You practice doing the "sailor moon says" laugh.
You hope to win a 40 million dollar Lotto jackpot, so you can buy the rights to Sailor Moon, and get more episodes translated.
You think Kerri Strug and Shannon Miller would make great new Sailor Scouts!
Your friends want you to do something "bad", so you quote the appropriate "Sailor Moon Says", word for word (including the laugh), on why you shouldn't.
You spend all of your free time thinking up YKYWTMSMW's.
You've converted more people to Moonies than Rush Limbaugh has to Republicans.
You have a link to this YKYWTMSMW page on your own homepage.
You make a bumper sticker that reads: "I break for the Sailor Scouts!"
Whenever it's raining, you have an uncontrollable urge to listen to "Rainy Day Man".
The only time you get off the internet Sailor Moon web sites, is to watch the show itself.
Your newborn sister's first words aren't "Mama", they're "Moon Prism Power!"
Your girlfriend is similar to Serena in so many ways, it's scary. (And you love to be scared! :)
You send hate mail to the "Anti Sailor Moon Page".
You insist that your boyfriend dress and behave more like Tuxedo Mask.
You look up in the night sky, and are shocked to learn that the moon actually has phases other than 'Crescent'!
You are on a never ending quest, to collect every Sailor Moon picture on the internet.
You begin to see a lighter, more positive side of Queen Beryl
You are purposely late for school every day, in hopes of seeing Serena in detention.
You can't look at a plate of spaghetti and meatballs without thinking about Sailor Moon.
You begin to wonder what the guys in your class would look like in a tuxedo and a cape.
You call the annoying nerd in your class, Melvin.
You brush your Sailor Scout doll's hair more than you brush your own.
You try to make a floating Luna Ball from a helium balloon.
You get a paper cut, but instead of getting a bandaid, you instantly take out a pen and wave it around yelling "Moon Healing Activation".
At any mention of karaoke, you immediately start singing "Home On The Range", Ann style.
You become known as the 'Human Sailor Moon Encyclopedia'.
You keep having thoughts that Rapunzel was actually Princess Serena and the Prince was Prince Darian. (Were they also re-born in medieval times?)
You unconsciously talk in Molly's accent for long periods of time.
You take a sudden liking to vanilla prune shakes.
You attempt to save enough money to buy the local football stadium. So you can rename it the "Serena Arena".
You refuse to listen to 'Pink Floyd' because you think that "The Dark Side of the Moon" has to be part of a negaverse plot.
Sailor Moon is more important to you, than even your family and friends.
You're parents call you 'meatball head' whenever you're down, and you feel better within seconds.
You answer the phone with a pleasant "Hidee Ho!", no matter who it happens to be.
During a thunderstorm you jump on your trampoline as high as possible, while doing the appropriate hand moves and shouting "Jupiter Thunder Crash"!
You try to suck up energy by using a vacuum cleaner on your friends.
You are the only GUY in your high school with a Sailor Moon backpack. And are proud of it!
On the first night you get your new computer, you immediately log-on to the internet, and search out Sailor Moon web sites, and stay on wayyyyy past 6 AM looking at ONLY Sailor Moon web sites.
You and a fellow Moonie friend, spend hours arguing over the exact true color of Raye's hair.
You wrap your sandwich with 'Serena Wrap'.
When you shut your computer down you have it set up to say "Sailor Moon says, see ya!". AND you never get bored of hearing it...
You propose some street names in new housing development areas. e.g. Sailor Moon St., Avery Ave., Darian Dr., Rini Rd., Lita Lane, Catsy Cres., Prism Place, Birdy Blvd., Tuxedo Mask Terrance.
You call every arcade in town, and ask if Andrew is working tonight.
You just KNOW that all the flute players in the school orchestra are aliens, with a Doom Tree in their house.
You can type "Sailor Moon" faster than your own name!
You throw around ice cubes while yelling "Mercury Ice Bubbles Freeze!".
You receive 200+ messages a day from Sailor Moon mailing lists.
You SEND 200+ messages a day to Sailor Moon mailing lists.
You order your friends and family never to phone you, while Sailor Moon is on.
You look into a mirror and think you see Sailor Moon.
You print up hundreds of SOS fliers, and rent a plane to drop them over your city.
You and your Moonie friends get together and make a music video for the Sailor Moon theme song.
Your parents yell at you for turning your light on and off during the night, and your excuse is you kept on thinking of great YKYWTMSMW's.
You can make Moonies out of people who have never even seen the show.
You have actually been to every Sailor Moon web site that exist.
You drive your friends crazy by reading them this entire YKYWTMSMW list.
You think that if the entire police department started wearing... short skirts, big bows, and long white gloves, they would catch more bad guys.
You do the 'Mina wave' whenever you see your friends.
You watch your recorded tapes of Sailor moon in slow motion just so it'll last longer.
Your parents wear earplugs all the time, because you will not shut up about Sailor Moon.
Every time you see a link to a new Sailor Moon web site, you simply have to check it out!
You wonder if you can be Sailor Asteroid Belt.
The spirits in the fire are now calling you and you put them on hold because Sailor Moon is on.
You join the animal rescue league in hopes that you might find Luna.
You begin to cross your favorite thing with Sailor Moon i.e, Sailor Eponine, Tuxedo Jones (as in, From Indiana Jones), Sailor Beanie Baby......
You can rattle off more than 50 of these by memory.
You personally own more than 5 Sailor Moon sites.
You have at least 50 or more Sailor Moon sites bookmarked (I counted all of mine to make sure of the right number!).
You have written numeros letters to Rachel Blanchard (Clueless) asking her to wear her hair in meatballs on an episode of the show to show
You flood Starfox's mailbox with hatemail for closing down the first YKYWTMSMW page (don't actually do this....)
Last summer you were seen running around throwing ice cubes screaming "Mercury Ice Bubbles Freeze!"
You dress up like Zoisite and go around school trying to find the 7 rainbow crystals. When people laugh at your costume, you throw rose petals in their face.
You dress up like Malachite and crash a Sailor Moon stage show, state who you are, what you want (the crystal) and start throwing pink boomerangs at them.
When security drags you away you scream out Zoisite's name and yell that your going to join her real soon.
The security gaurds at the DIC know you by name.
All you have to do is THREATEN to talk about Sailor Moon to shut up your friends! :)
You play all you Sailor Moon sound files backwards to see it there are any hidden messages that everyone else missed.
You still like Malachite, even though you know 'the truth'.
You go antiquing for your very own Crystal Key.
You find a strong resemblence between Tuxedo Nephlyte and Howie D as a vampire in the Everybody (Backstreet's Back) video.
You now put Star Seed atop you Christmas tree or Hanuchka bush.
You've printed every Sailor Moon fan-fiction off the web and created you very own Sailor Moon library.
No matter how hard you try, the people at the publishing company won't seem to accept your Sailor Moon Novel.
You join anti-moon pages so you can bring them down from the inside!
People you don't even know come up to you and hand you a Sailor Moon item they bought on their vacation for the simple reason that they "saw it and immediately thought of you".
You don't want a car for your sixteenth birthday, you want a plane ticket to Japan.
You whip out your Sailor Moon wallet during a school function, and all the moonies you converted are summoned to you.
You have been dubbed "The Sailor Moon Queen" but you insist that they call you Queen Serenity instead.
You had to add extra memory to your computer just so you could keep all your Sailor Moon files.
You got a Chibi Chibi doll, directly imported from Japan.
Instead of talking, you just say "Chibi chibi"
You run up to people, shove your Chibi Chibi doll in their face and scream "Chibi Chibi!" in their ears and when they say "Who is this?" you say "Chibi Chibi." and whn they say "What?" you say "Chibi Chibi" etc...
You draw the sign of Mercury on your homework and tests, in hopes of scoring a higher grade.
You put cheesy quotes from the Sailor Says into your email signature file.
You decide not to talk about Sailor Moon for the day...you barely manage to get to school.
You make your very own, "Moonie and proud of it!" pin and stick it onto your backpack.
You know the theme song by heart, but when someone asks you to recite the Pledge of Allegiance, you're clueless.
You and your moonie pals hold Sailor Moon Marathons each week, and have contests over who remembers the most lines.
You are immensely jealous when you don't win those contests.....
You rejoiced when you heard Sailor Moon was coming to Cartoom Network June 1st, see SOS for more details.
You grab your non-Moonie pals to your weekly Sailor Moon Marathons...and convert them into Moonies!
You make a comic for the school newspaper with at least three Sailor Moon in-jokes a day.
You could be mistaken for a Senshi at first glance.
You look physically like one Senshi but spend all your time searching for the right clothes...
You have to make a hero for creative writing. You submit a Sailor Moon fanfic and get an A+.
You did it! You did it! After 6 months of waiting, you hair is long enough and just wavy enough to look exactly like Sailor Jupiter's! Now where's that transformation pen...
You get Nephlyte's little symbol encrusted on your class ring.

When you dream, you dream that you have hit the motherload of sailor moon goodies!
You've done ALL of these before you eve knew this list existed!
You send your very own made-up Sailor Scout to Mara at ykywtmsmw_85@homail.com
When you see the Blues Brothers 2000, you immediately drag all your friends (moonie or not) to see it 'coz when they sing "Ghost riders in the sky", there's a Sailor Moon doll in a stall for around half a second!
You get cought surfing down the lanes of the supermarket in a shoping cart like Sailor Mars.
You try to teach your black cat to talk to you.
You try to teach your now talking cat to speak with an accent like Luna's.
You see two big black birds outside of your local Shinto temple, so you go around screaming to all your Moonie friends that you found Sailor Mars.
You stand in a field in your new Sailor Jupiter costume with a lightning rod strapped to your head, while doing your best Lita pose and saying "Jupiter Thunder Dragon!", hoping to be struck by lightning.
When you drive and meet up with a bad driver, you suddenly have an urge to yell, "In the name of the moon I will punish you!" and then honk in the rhythm of the theme song.
You pledge allegiance to the Sailor Scouts:

I pledge allegiance to Sailor Jupiter
And all of the Sailor Senshi.
Thunder and lightning for which she stands,
one nation, Crystal Tokyo, indivisible,
with liberty and justice for all.
You got a Sailor Moon comforter, but it clashes with your room so much, your mom won't let you put it on your bed.
You do anyway.
You get grounded for doing the above, so you now sleep rolled up in your comforter like a sleeping bag on the floor.
You haven't slept in a bed in over a month.....
People stop you in a store or you stop people in a store and ask about their Sailor Moon shirt.
You love Sailor Moon so much, other moonies can sense you're a moonie.
You stopped me in a science store and asked about my Sailor Moon t-shirt and proceed to do the "Sailor Moon Says" laugh.
You will shell out $25 for a Sailor Moon t-shirt, $20 for an (incomplete but imported) set of Sailor Mooon keychains, $8 for a Sailor Moon poster etc, but won't give $1 for a 20 oz. bottle of Pepsi (note: I actually did this today and I made SURE I made a mental note about the prices)
You get your boyfriend (or some other tall guy) to dress up in a tux, put on a cape and mask, and follow you around, "appearing out of nowhere" when you get in trouble to save you
Your friends are then jealous and try to find out who this mysterious guy really is.
Your creative writing teacher tells you to pretend you are a rosebush, and you automatically pretend you are Darian's.
You dressed up like a Sailor Scout for Halloween, and you are a guy!
You write a university paper on how Columbus sailed to America aboard the Mina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria.
On the last day of school you dress up like princess Serenity. 1 minute before the dismissal bell rings you confront your evil Social Studies teacher and yell "Cosmic Moon Power" with your moon wand playing the little tune. Part of it was for leaving out the lesson about the old moon kingdom you graciously wrote for him.
Dressing like the scouts wasn't enough, so now you TALK like them! The only problem is, you fav. scout is Sailor ChibiMoon (blah!!!!!).
Your friends ask you to change people, so you choose Sailor Molly and Tuxedo Melvin.
Your parents refuse to take you on any more vacations because your "Sailor Moon withdrawl symptoms are way too hard to handle."
You stop right in the middle of what you're doing to send a YKYWTMSMW phrase.
You get really annoyed when you forget the YKYWTMSMW phrase when you get to your computer and bring up the internet.
You press your forehead to your computer screen in hopes you get Sailor Mercury's symbol on your forhead.
You press your forehead to your computer screen in hopes you get Sailor Mercury's symbol on your forhead... And you actually get it.
Then you realize you don't have it, so you mope around and send nasty letters to your cable operator, threatening to give you Sailor Moon or else!
You realize you can rearrange your name to have something to do with Sailor Moon.
You've made up your own characters to Sailor Moon, and you already know how they fit into the plot, past present and future.
You make up another dreamy hero for the series so that you and your friends don't all have to fight over Darien.(or the Negaverse generals!)
You make Luna and Artemis as a final project in ceramics.
Every time you meet with your friends to discuss Sailor Moon with them, you call it "Scout Business".
You and your friends dress in the color of your respective scouts every thursday, including the appropriate earrings.
You write your scout name on your school papers.
You had a humongeous party when you heard the new episodes would be aired!
You dressed up like your favorite Sailor scout for the return of Sailor moon.
You have a Sailor Moon shirt for every day of the week.
You are convinced El Nino is another Negaverse plot to suck the energy out from humans.
You take it upon yourself to educate the world about Sailor Moon.
You have an entire video cabinet devoted to Sailor Moon.
You plan to yell, "World Shaking!" during the next earthquake.
You plan to yell, "Deep submerge!" during the next flood.
No matter how hard you try, you always end up saying "Deep Submerge" instead of the title of that new movie, "Deep Impact", much to the amusement of your fellow moonies.
You make up your own episode and you pretend you're fighting a battle being your own made up senshi whenever you get bored.
You do the senshi's attacks underwater, since you can't really twirl around as gracefully on land.
You search for every white horse there is, and you see if they have the golden crystal and a pair of wings.
You've tried to transform into your favorite Senshi more than once.
You've tried to get so many You Know You Watch To Much Sailor Moon Whens in that you had to see a doctor because your fingers were stuck in a typing positition.
You try to get more Sailor Moon merchandise than Naoko Takeuchi.
You book a flight for San Diego for mid-August, just to meet with Naoko Takeuchi!
You could swear that your teachers have just cut the "-ite" from their names.
You think that 2 days without Sailor Moon is cruel and unusual punishment, therefore, the parental units cannot, by law, ground you from the TV.
You start to take the bus EVERYWHERE you go, in hopes that you will find an alternate dimension.
You plot to have that huge TV screen in Times Square hijacked and turned into a 24-hour Sailor Moon TV, turning all of New York into Moonies!!!
You "write ykywtmsmw's by moonlight, sleep by daylight", and think it normal behavior.
You try to turn your room into Central Control.
You know the ykywtmsmw e-mail address (ykywtmsmw_85@hotmail.com) by heart, but you forget your boyfriend's.
You go to sleep wearing a sailor fuku, and with your home made-wand in your hand, with faith that you will be a REAL sailor senshi when you wake up.
You're afraid to wake up and find out that your dream has not come true yet... (yet)...
In the morning while eating lucky charms, you stick one of the crescent moon marshmallows on your forehead all day, bragging to everyone that Luna finally found you.
You write to TY demanding that they make a Luna and Artemis beanie babies
You plan on seeing the movie Small Solders, thinking that the Sailor Scout Action figuers will show up to save the day.
If you go out and buy a $2000 hand held computer just so you have the final pices of your salior mercuery outfit and it's not just for hollween any more!
You draw sailor moon characters in the steam on the mirror when you get out of the shower.
You go to every toy store in the state hoping to find any Sailor Moon merchandise that is not in your collection already (which is virtually impossible!).
You joined or created a internet gaming group (clan, guild, etc.) that based on Sailor Moon.
While in a planetarium, you pretend you're Nephlyte.
You send Mara eight or more suggestions at a time.
You begin to cry when you realize that a kid at school has more Sailor Moon stuff than you.
You hide in the arcades at night hoping to see a black cat walk in and talk to the video games.
Your best friend's favorite scout is Sailor Mars (whom you hate because she is always so mean to Serena). You decide to find a new best friend.
You swear revenge on Zoicite for killing both Neflite and Tuxedo Mask.
You wish Queen Beryl's Generals weren't so cute because you feel guilty for liking the way they look.
Your ultimate goal to be like Serena is to look good in.... a TOWEL???
You blink your eyes during Serena's transformation so your eyes can make little bleeping sounds.
You buy an ice skating outfit like Litas in hopes it will make you skate better.
Since you can't wear the moon princess dress to someone's wedding (for fear of taking attention away from the bride) you take the Haruka appraoch and wear a tux instead.
You yell "Mars Fire Ignite" when watching the Fourth of July Fireworks...or any fireworks, for that matter.
You're convinced that at least one of the writers from Small Soldiers frequents the YKYWTMSMW site, because in the commercial one of the toys says, "We're not toys, we're Action Figures!"
You spend at least an hour each night staring at the moon and wondering about the Moon Kingdom.
You spend at least an hour during the day staring at the moon (when visible) and wondering about the Moon Kingdom.
You yell "Mars Fire Ignite" when you light the campfire and then "Mercury Bubbles Blast!" when you dump water on it to put it out.
You spend inordinate amounts of time thinking up new YKYWTMSMW ideas.
You voted "Sailor Moon" as your favorite anime on the Project Anime poll.
You think Sailor Moon + Redwall is a cool idea! ;)
Just because you are like your favorite scout, you think you ARE her!
You audition for your school musical with the sailor moon theme song or "Oh Starry Night" etc.
You can match each "sailor moon says" to it's corresponding episode.
You can match each Sailor Moon sound on your computer to it's corresponding episode.
You own a prism that looks JUST LIKE the silver crystal and meet Moonies by holding it up and shouting, "Moon Crystal Power!"
You do the above at the begninning of each meeting of the "Sailor Moon Clan" you started.
You walk into a store with $50. You walk out with $49.95 in Sailor Moon stuff.
You start getting "flashbacks" to your life in the Moon Kingdom.
You see Lawrence of Arabia for the first time, and think "Moonlight Knight? Here? What?!
You get over a long time crush by getting hooked on Darien/Tuxedo Mask.
You only listen to Bare Naked Ladies' song "One Week" because they mention Sailor Moon. (They do!)
Mara knows you.
You believe you are Serena's long lost sister.
You're not sad that your girlfriend/best friend is moving to Africa, because you think "Cool, she'll get to meet Rita!"
You're not sad that your girlfriend/best friend is moving to Japan, because you think "Cool, she'll get to meet Serena!"
You compare the Phantom of the Opera to Tuxedo Mask.
You parents have begun charging you for use of the printer just because you went through seven ink cartriges in one day printing Sailor Moon pictures.
You make your very own copy of this YKYWTMSMW page and add all your own YKYWTMSMW's to it so you can pretend Mara really put them on!
You go to the barber with a picture of Serena and say, 'Make my hair look like THAT!"
Your mother absent mindedly begins to hum the theme song to Sailor Moon and doesn't realize it until you, eyes filling with proud tears and elated, tell her so.
Your mother/brother/sister/friend can outsmart loyal Moonies with her Sailor Moon knowledge/trivia; not because she likes or even watches the show, but because she's been listening to you babble on for so long.
You search the net for every Ami in Japan and ask them all to marry you!
You spend a whole year just trying to think up something to put in the YKYWTMSMW archive.
People say you're a lunatic and you go crazy because Luna doesn't have ticks!
You write to NASA asking them to take you to the Moon Kingdom.
You paint your nails sparkly pink in the hopes that it will aid you in your efforts to transform into Sailor Moon.
You take out your phaser, which you have because you are also a Trekkie, and whenever you shoot it you shout, "Moon... Phaser... Vaporization!"
You finish reading all of the YKYWTMSMW's and you start to get tears of joy becasue you finally feel as if you are at home.
After searching your local mall for earrings that look like Sailor Moon's in vain, you make an emergancy trip to your local craft store to buy the supplies needed to make a pair.
The more you watch Darien, the more irresistable he becomes to you.
You dress up like Serena in hopes Alan will fall in love with you.
You call your friends to help you raid YTV to get Sailor Moon tapes.
You think about stopping school to watch Sailor Moon.
You make your own constellations of Sailor Scouts!
You look for the constellations "Tuxedo Mask" and "Andrew from the Arcade"!
You and your sister go totally gaga every time Darien has any screen time.
You currently have Sailor Moon characters decorating your desktop.
After Sailor Moon is over you immediately rewind your tape and watch it again...twice!!!
You get really mad at you parents:
a) for being allergic to cats
b) for frightening away any cats that come on your property, in hopes of (the cats) talking to you.
When shopping, someone places a red rose in front of your face, and you scream, "EEEEEEEEEEK!! IT'S ALAN!!! HELP!!!!!!!! ALIEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Your cable company doesn't carry Cartoon Network, so you call them every day, until they finally say they'll carry it.
You plan to study Japanese for your high school language, then become an Exchange Student in Japan.... all in hopes of meeting Naoko Takeuchi, and convincing her to include your fanfic character into the series.
You spend all your time in the school computer lab in hopes that Amy will show up.
A girl named Amy does show up, but her hair is the wrong length and color.
You convince her to cut her hair and dye it blue.
When you try to get her to wear the sailor scout uniform, she shouts that you have "problems" and need help.
You finally realize that she's not Sailor Mercury, as she'd be much more understanding.
You go back to the computer lab and resume your search for Amy.
When you finally find someone who looks like Serena, you try to drain her energy.
Whenever you step on an escalator, you shriek, "MOON HEALING ESCALATION!"
You get into an argument with your Moonie friend over whether or not she can marry Darien. You think it would disrupt the timeline and make Sailor Pluto really mad. Your friend just thinks you're nuts.
You scream, "JUPITER POWER, MAKE-UP!" in the middle of a full, silent study hall...for no reason at all.
A teacher yells at you and a Moonie friend for singing the theme song. You then stand up and launch into an, "I will punish you!" speech.
A mysterious Sailor Soldier is lurking in your dreams...
At school, a Sailor Moon hater whispers, "Negaverse..." in your ear to bug you...and before they can react, you've broken their nose, smashed their knee cap and given them a run for their money...HARUKA STYLE!!!
It's your friend's first time seeing "Day of Destiny" (while it's your 100th) and you can't help but recite the dialogue along with the ep., while your friend is threatening to kill you because she WANTS TO HEAR THE SHOW!!!
You're talking about Sega Saturn games, and somehow SAILOR SATURN slips out...
You've listened to you CD so many times that your PARENTS have started to sing the songs.
During social studies, you look up and think you see, "SUPREME THUNDER" written on the board! It turns out to be "Supreme Court"
Your stuffed animals all are named after something from Sailor Moon.
You have a set of Glow-in-the-Dark planets on the ceiling above your bed, and you call them your Guardians. (That's me, too! ;) )
You've met Mara while looking to buy Sailor Moon items in Kay-Bee toy store. (You know who you are out there! ;) )
You've met fellow moonies by them overhearing your converstions about Sailor Moon.
You blame Rini for Serena and Darien breaking up.
You turn your sisters Cool Blue Barbie into Sailor Mercury, her Extreme Green Skipper into Sailor Neptune, her Perfect Pink Teresa into Rini and all the rest of her barbie dolls you give the "Meatball head treatment".
You try to use your umbrella to hypnotize people.
You watch one of those old-time western movies and whenever you see a belle dressed in yellow, you scream "AAAHHHHHHH!!!! IT'S BIRDIE!!!!!! HEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!!".
You buy red contact lenses and wear them around, even though everyone thinks you're posessed (which Rini is...)
After bumping into Mara once, you look all around in case of seeing her again.
You recognize Mara though you've never seen her.... ;)
On Halloween you put on a tutu and bodysuit and do up your hair like Catsy.
When people ask if you're a ballerina, you glare, squirt water at them, and jump away.
You're going to shout mercury ice storm blast during the next blizzard.
You refuse to say anything the scouts haven't said.
Your locker is referred to as 'the sailor moon shrine.'
You've changed the song "My Favorite things" to
Sailor Moon's fuku
And moon people's hair-do's,
Nega moon sisters
Who wear huge tutus
Sailor Moon's sceptre and charachter rings,
These are a few of my favorite things...
You got mad when the moonlight knight left because now there is only ONE Darien.
You dress, talk, walk and look like Serena, down to you uniform for school. Now you are working on the Sailor Moon part.
You start going out with a guy and accidently call him Darien.
On Holloween you and your boyfriend dress up as Serena and Darien or Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask or Princess Serena and Prince Darien or all three (by transformation).
You fantasize about being the "New Generation Sailor Moon" and believe it is true. When you try to transform... YOU DO!!!
You can think up YKYWTMSMW while your in History, Mythology and Chemistry but you can't do it while your at home staring at your computer trying to think up ones.
Everything you own has a Sailor Moon related nickname.
You loose sleep over wheather you should dye your hair blue or blond.
You conduct studies to see what happens to moonies when deprived of Sailor Moon paraphenilia.
You send so many idea's to Mara that she await's your e-mail every week at the same time/day.
You think the DIC dubbers are from the Negaverse because they won't show the S series.
You take it personally when your sister thinks she knows more about Sailor Moon than you when she has only watched one episode and she said she hated it.
You take it personally when you aren't accepted into a Sailor Moon fan club.
You take it personally when your Sailor Moon page didn't win an award.
You make these up from personal experiences.
You were dissappointed when you saw "Mercury rising" because it had nothing to do with sailor mercury getting more powerful.
Sailor Moon is consuming your computer.
You don't have anything that doesn't have anything to do with Sailor Moon.
You've renamed your 'Microsoft Word' to 'Sailor Moon Says'!
The Papa John's you work at won't let you NEAR the small pans ever since you found out that they make EXCELLENT Moon Discuses...
Several of the co-workers at your job are now moonies just from hearing you talk about the show, even though not a single one of them has ever seen an episode!
On Halloween you lend out your sailor senshi costumes to all the little kids in the neighborhood, then dress up as Tuxedo Mask & take them out trick-or-treating.
The parents actually ask you to do it again next year, too!
You cried uncontrollably for hours after Serena and Darien broke up but didn't even almost cry when you saw 'Titanic'.
You were suspended from school for wearing a sailor scout uniform.
You did it again when you came back.
You carry a bottle of bubbles with you everywhere you go, just in case...
Everytime you see a cute guy there always seem to be bubbles and flowers behind his head.
You dressed up as a scout for Halloween and several months later you're still thinking of ways to improve your costume.
Your MOM is doing something . . . and is reminded of Tuxedo Mask.
You begin to think after a while, "So what if Alan is an alien.......he's still a hunkmeister!"
You went into complete shock when Cartoon Network delayed showing the final episodes of Season R.
While watching the Sound of Music you start singing "Doe, a dear a female dear, Raye, the sailor scout of Mars..."
While your reading your science book you come across a sentence that mentions how the moon hasn't changed drastically in three billion years, and you flip out and start screaming "No!!No! The rise and fall of the Silver Millenium was a MAJOR change, and that was only a thousand years ago!
You start reading a chapter in one of your textbooks for homework but suddenly your thoughts turn to Sailor Moon, and when you snap out of the day dream and glance up at the clock you find it has been four hours since you first opened your book and you haven't read more than three words.
You never can finish your homework because whenever you get started a brillant YKYWTMSMW comes to you out of the blue.
Any word starting with the letters SM remind you of Sailor Moon. Actually, now that you think about it, All words remind you of Sailor Moon.
Thanks to your Sailor Moon obsession, your three year old sister can recite the names of all nine planets.
You Sailor Moon obsession saved you from failing a test on the planets.
You can't go a entire minute without mentioning Sailor Moon.
You voted for Serena to be on the cover of "teen" magazine this month, and freaked when you found out she was in the lead so far. (Click here to vote, everybody!!!)
You look on FMC to find Sailor Iao/Mara Jade.
While watching 'The Wizard of Oz' you change the words of 'The Lollypop kids' song to:
We represent
The Sailor Moon fans,
The Sailor Moon fans,
The Sailor Moon fans.
And in the name of
The Sailor Moon fans,
We wish to welcome to Moonie Land...
You never cry during any movies, only during episodes of Sailor Moon.
You read an abduction story about your fav senshi and instead of getting angry enjoy it cause she gets even at the end.
Mara get a flu, you think Emerald put a spell on her.
You've finally figured it out... No. Not how to put your hair up like Serena's... How to put it up like Chibi-chibi. Someone do this and I will post your picture here!!! :)
Your moonie friend is the only person who will talk to you anymore.
You wonder if there can POSSIBLY be anymore ykywtmsmw's out there. You decide to consult your Luna Ball.
You call up pyschic networks and ask if you're a Sailor Scout.
When they say no, you write the whole thing off as bogus and call another hotline.
Using posterboard and paper mache, you create a Gate of Time on your bedroom door. Now if only you had the slightest idea how to make a Time Staff....
You got your boyfriend to make the Time Staff in woodshop. Now if you only knew how to detach the Garnet Orb from your heart crystal...
Your Cultural Geography teacher is impressed with the amount of Japanese language and culture you've learned from watching Sailor Moon and/or reading about it on the net.
You voted more than ten times for Serena to be on the cover of "Teen" magazine.
You get upset because when you get your Sailor Moon Bubble Bath with real doll hair, you realize her hair isn't HALF as long as it should be.
You can't bring yourself to destroy even one of the Sailor Moon sites you bookmarked.
You never met Mara so you sit in front of your fireplace trying to get a reading on what she looks like. (If you e-mail me, I'll give you something better than a reading... a jpg image!)
Your little sister get's mad at you for running the ink out of her highlighter, which you borrowed to mark off all the things on this list you've done or thought of doing.
You start crying when Mara has updated her page and your jokes haven't been added.
You drop your friend since pre-school because she said one bad thing about Sailor Moon.
You refused to come on to Mara's site at first thinking it was a anti-moonie page. (Everyone knows you can't ever watch too much Sailor Moon).
You tape a banana to a pencil and shout Moon Healing Activation! (haha, I'd like to see someone try...)
You throw around CDs while shouting Jupiter Thunderclap Zap!
While sitting in Mythology lecture the professor says "Artemis" and you start to giggle uncontrollably.
Your day isn't complete without mentioning Sailor Moon AT LEAST 15 times.
You make people say "kitty stalks in moonlight" password before you will let them into your room.
Every other guy you see on the street looks like Darien.
You are perfectly happy sitting inside on a beautiful day, watching Sailor Moon episodes you taped 6 months ago.
You stand up in the middle of class and for no reason at all, yell "Zoy!", then sit down like nothing ever happened.
You force your non-Moonie friends to tape the new 17 episodes, since you don't have the Cartoon Network. They NEVER say no, in fear that you'll start talking about Sailor Moon again!'
The Sailor Moon bag you've had since you were 14 is now in a state of disrepair, being taped together countless times, but you just don't have the heart to discard of Sailor Moon stuff, no matter how shabby!
You are taking bets on when Mara begins the sixth page.
You *know* you're a sailor senshi. . . it's just you don't know your transformation phrase.
You and your fiancee plan to dress as Princess Serenity and Prince Endimon for your wedding.
You cut your barbie's hair to make her Lita and you don't care if you mess up cuz you can alwayz make her Ami!
When the antenna on someone's car goes up, you put your head in front of the antenna and shout "JUPITER THUNDER CRASH!"
When you get a bad grade on your test, you go up to the teacher with your carved pencil/pen-wand and shout "IN THE NAME OF THE MOON, I WILL PUNISH YOU!!!"
You are asked what do you want for x-mas and you produce a list of Sailor Moon items and include the stores names and web address where they can be found.
You get angry when people try to tell you that Sailor Moon is "only a cartoon character!"
You can't find Lita's exact earings, so you have several sets of 'compromise' earrings- one for each day of the week!
You know how to say "Crescent Moon" in 13 different languages, including three you made up.
You think Serens knows by experience how many licks it takes to get to the senter of a tootsie roll pop.
You always fail your astronomy tests because you can never remember the ninth planet. There's Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, Venus, Pluto, Neptune, Uranus, and Saturn. And the moon, of course, but that's not a planet. Darnit, that's only eight!
Your friends don't play chess with you anymore because you only let them use pawns and you get to use the full set.
You search the stores for extra sticky chewy caramel bubble gum.
You paint a basketball to look like ChibiUsa's Luna-P, then go around throwing it at people.
You are determined to get your hair up like Chibichibi's, so you dye it magenta/red, stick wires in your hair, and use tons of tape, glue, and string to get it up. When you do...it's time for bed...so you have to take it down, or it'll get ruined...
You wonder is Pikachu (from Pokemon) is Sailor Jupiters pet...
You order bunny address labels with the name "Usagi Tsukino" on them istead of your name.
You think "Usagi Tsuinko" IS your name!
You teach your little cousin to call you 'Serena'.
You look at the moon through a telescope hoping to see Crystal Tokyo!
You call your Cousin Meatball Head all the time, and then one day you see her with the Meatballs and you then say "Donut Head".
No one in your family touches the VCR between 3:59 and 4:31 on pain of death.
Your eight year old sister gets bored because you and HER friend are talking non stop Sailor Moon.
Your eight year old sister demands that your mother put you on TV restriction so SHE can watch something other than Sailor Moon.
After that, you call her 'A little Rini fungus'.
You call your favorite raido station several times a day requesting that they play the Sailor Moon theme song and get REALLY mad when they don't.
The crowning achievements of your 1 year, three month tour in japan aren't all the awards youve recieved, but your complete collection of Sailor V/Sailor Moon Manga.
After joining the Marines, you arrange to be stationed in japan, so you can collect Sailor Moon stuff.
The worst part of boot camp wasn't the isolation, wasn't the hard work, wasn't the drill instructors, but NO SAILOR MOON!!!!
Mara refers you to a psychiatrist for your sailor moon addiction.
You can plausibly tie Sailor moon into any storyline.
Your the only person who actually WANTED Thanksgiving vacation to end because the last episodes premire Monday the 30th.
You find yourself talking in japanese often because of all the subtitled episodes you watched.
You're in drama class at school and whenver you have to do a crying scene, you think "a crystal clear destiny."
Naoko Takeuchi personally calls you up and tells you you have been watching too much sailor moon.
While playing PokEmon, you name all your PokEmon after Sailor Moon Characters. (Hmmm, Let's see..... Vulpix would be Sailor Mars, Lapras would be Sailor Mercury, ButterFree - Sailor Venus, Clefairy - Sailor Moon, hmmmm any more. OH Yea Pikachu would be Sailor Jupiter, Of Course)
You nearly go crazy because your College Dosen't have the Cartoon network on their cable subsciption. (Be Thankful for VCR's at home and that you brout your Sailor Moon Tapes.)
The night before the new episodes you can't sleep.
You got a 15 on you last algebra quiz and cheer because you've finally beaten Serena's score of 30.
You've done the above, but you actually studied.
You freak out because there is a crescent moon button on all of the school's new computers.
While watching "Village of the Damned", every time they say the name 'Mara', you automatically add 'Jade'.
In basketball, you mess up the opposing team's foul shots by yelling "ZOY!" at the top of you lungs from the stands.
You and a moonie friend are sitting in a public place (like the mall) discussing what additions could be made to this YKYWTMSMW list, and people walking by either give you strange looks or offer some suggestions.
You've sent in so many YKYWTMSMW's that ykywtmsmw_85@hotmail.com is now in your address book.
The owner of your local Sailor Moon supplier knows you on sight for your tendancy to walk in and buy $50 of Sailor Moon stuff.
You notice that in the episode "Time Bomb" when Serena's on the bus yelling at the driver to hurry up, the girl sitting to Serena's right has long blond hair and a bow...LOOK! IT'S MINA!
You comepare the Power Puff girls to the Sailor Scouts.
You have a picture of you dressed up as Sailor Moon/Tuxedo Mask... On your driver's licence!
You own a few dozen Sailor Moon t-shirts... And don't wear them, 'cause they're on display.
You could have sworn (for the millionth time) that the girl in your calculus class with the exact same haircut, right size build, everything, was Ami.
You attend SM Annonymous meetings.
You can picture anyone you see with anime features --Huge eyes, pointy nose, weird-shaped bangs and all.
You draw them like you see them (for you see anime as reality), and you get good buisness.
It's driving you crazy that you can't remember the name of the Negaverse monster in that tried to turn Amy against her friends.
You loose sleep over the above.
Walking through the library one day, you see someone with a Sailor Moon keychain on their backpack, and you immediantely strike up a conversation with them.
You were in an airport, just minding your own buisness, when a lady carrying a Sailor Moon suitcase walks by. You attempt to ask her and her 6-year-old daughter where they got it, but they called Airport security before you could (this has happened to you more than once).
You want, more than anything, for Sailor Moon to have crossovers with other shows. (Hey it worked for X-Men and Star Trek). How would that work? I am Serena of Borg...
The highlight of your life is when you discovered you share a birthday with a Sailor Moon character.
You carry the Silver Crystal with you wherever you go...just in case.
You think your cats gets mad at you for 'playing' with your crescent moon wand.
You rode your bike all the way to the mall in the pouring rain to buy the Luna and Artemis plush dolls.
You pit Pokémon against Sailor Senshi and try to figure out which one would win.
When you see a rose hit the ground in "Pokemon", you expect it to be Tuxedo Mask.
Your mother has developed a twitch whenever you sing the Sailor Moon theme song (which is once every 5 minutes).
You actually ENJOY Tuxedo Masks corny speeches.
Your mother talks about getting rid of Cartoon Network, so you hyperventalate and fall to the floor (and you're not faking it).
You spend hours trying to imitate Emerald's laugh, but you stop when you realize that Mara will never post anymore of your YKYWTMSMWs if you continue this!!!!
Yu're scheduled to get your driver's license at 3:45 pm, but skip it so you won't miss a second of Sailor Moon.
You have debates with your moonie friends over the philosophies of the time shift, or the time/space continuum.
When your mom told you it was a day of history (referring to the impeachment of President Clinton!!! :) ), you think DiC's finally decided to dub the remaining episodes, and when your grandchildren ask you about the impeachement of Clinton, you stare blankly at them and ask "Oh, he was impeached?"
YOU DID IT!!! After what seemed like forever in studying genotype and phenotype, you actually have a LOGICAL explaination on how a blonde haired woman and a black haired man can have a pink haired child!
You have converted you teachers into moonies, and now they excuse you from not doing your homework because you were working on your fanfic.
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You cried yourself to sleep when your dad taped over a whole WEEK of Sailor Moon.
You create alternate lyrics to Rudolph: "You know Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, Venus, Neptune and Pluto, Saturn and Uranus. But do your recall the most famous solider of all? Sailor Moon the clutzoid leader, had meatballs for her hair....."
You refuse to use your Bath and Body Works Moon Dust because you think it is actually the remains of youmas, droids, etc. that have been moon dusted by Sailor Moon
You run down the street every afternoon throwing bad test papers at people in hopes of finding Darien
After buying a new Sailor Moon video tape at the mall, you run up to everyone you see and proudly show it to them
Your ink cartridge runs out of ink while printing this list so you write the whole list out by hand.
You try to convince your boyfriend/girlfriend to change his/her name to Serena/Darien
You buy the Sailor Moon Role Playing Game and Resource Book, just to get all the info on Sailor Moon, and the characters names spelt correctly.
You can name every episode they showed clips from in the last of the 17 new episodes.
You're hoping against hope that DiC dubbs the 'S' season so you can see the two shadowy Scouts from Serena's vision...even though you aleady know who they are.
You find out that one of you high school classmates is named Amy Anderson and you're completely shocked that she wasn't the class valedictorian or has blue hair.
You get the highest grade in your class, and the first thing that pops into your head is how proud Ami would be of you.
You want to be exactly like Raye... ouch...

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